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  • What is this website about, anyway?
    In a nutshell: Kobra's Corner is the antithesis to political correctness. As the author of this website, I will not take the feelings of others into consideration. The contents of this website are the opinions of the author; no more and no less.
  • Who writes for this website?
    There is only one author and he goes by Kobra.
  • How often is Kobra's Corner updated?
    The overall average is about once every 2-3 days, but the frequency is going to decrease as my life becomes more hectic. To compensate for this, I will put more effort into each update.
  • Who would you say this website is suitable for?/What is your target audience?
    Every once in a while, I'll receive an email from some dipshit who seems to think it matters that they fit the "target audience" or not. To shut these morons up, my target audience is nobody. I don't care how old you are, what ethnicity you are, who your daddy is, what kind of car your drive, what school you go to, where you work, how much money you make, or what religion you subscribe to. If you like my website, right on! If not, TOUGH SHIT! Stop being a sissy or get the hell off my page.
  • What software do you use for Kobra's Corner?
    Kobra's Corner, in its entirety, was programmed by myself in PHP (v 4.3.11). I designed every aspect of this website and I can say it is genuinely mine.
  • What's with the number at the bottom of every page?
    I keep a record of the number of pageviews each page on my website has received. While it isn't an entirely accurate portrayal of my traffic (since every refresh increases the counter by 1), it serves its purpose.
  • How many pages have you written on Kobra's Corner?
    As of this writing, over 300. If you want an updated number, check out the statistics page.

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