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So who the hell am I and why should you care? You shouldn't. But since you're reading this page, here's some background information on the author of this website whom you don't give half a shit about but still read his "about" page anyway.
Political affiliations?
None. I don't give a shit who the democrats, republicans, liberals, conservatives, or what-have-you are rooting for; I vote for who I think is best suited for the job.
This isn't a personal blog (read: diary) so don't expect to hear about this too often. I live with my parents, a dog, and two computers. I'm single (if the many Dungeons and Dragons references weren't enough of an indication) and I don't believe in long-distance relationships, so go die in a fire if you even want to ask.
I'm 20 years old; my friends include an asshole who thinks he's a god, a Youtube celebrity, several LARPers, a group of martial artists, and a crowd of gamers who I don't bother to ask about their personal lives.
Hobbies?
I write atrocities to the English language on my website (as you're probably aware) whenever I'm angry or bored. I play video games (RPGs mostly; the only first-person shooter games I like are Half-Life 2, Halo 2-3, and Portal) and Dungeons and Dragons. I troll on the Internet Hate Machine when given an excessive portion of free time.
I'm also writing a story and working on two RPGs related to the story (prequel and sequel) and working on a shitty RPG Maker 2003 project called Super Massacre Chaser '07 starring Jack Thompson.
Interests?
Video Games (playing and making), History, Science (all sciences), Really Obscure Trivia, Atheism
Does Kobra ever go outside?
Surprisingly, yes.
Does Kobra ever play on Xbox Live?
Yes.
Favorite Books?
Too many to list. If you want to know my opinion about a book, just ask.
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Got some feedback, comments, suggestions, or want to call me an asshole? Send it to kobrasrealm@gmail.com.
Websites Endorsed by Kobra
How to Not Suck
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No amount of money can buy you a spot here. Don't even ask.