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| So who the hell am I and why should you care? You shouldn't. But since you're reading this page, here's some background information on the author of this website whom you don't give half a shit about but still read his "about" page anyway.
Political affiliations?
None. I don't give a shit who the democrats, republicans, liberals, conservatives, or what-have-you are rooting for; I vote for who I think is best suited for the job.
Religion?
I've compiled a lot of my views (esp. religious views) into an article aptly titled, I'm not the Antichrist, I'm just anti-Christ.
Personal life?
This isn't a personal blog (read: diary) so don't expect to hear about this too often. I live with my parents, a dog, and two computers. I'm single (if the many Dungeons and Dragons references weren't enough of an indication) and I don't believe in long-distance relationships, so go die in a fire if you even want to ask.
I'm 18 years old; my friends include an asshole who thinks he's a god, a vlogger, and a crowd of gamers who I don't bother to ask about their personal lives.
Hobbies?
I write atrocities to the English language on my website (as you're probably aware) whenever I'm angry or bored. I play video games (RPGs mostly; the only first-person shooter games I like are Half-Life 2, Halo 2-3, and Portal) and Dungeons and Dragons. I troll on the Internet Hate Machine when given an excessive portion of free time.
I'm also writing a story and working on two RPGs related to the story (prequel and sequel) and working on a shitty RPG Maker 2003 project called Super Massacre Chaser '07 starring Jack Thompson.
Interests?
Video Games (playing and making), History, Science (all sciences), Really Obscure Trivia, Atheism
Does Kobra ever go outside?
Yes, Kobra is a level 3 Monk in Amtgard. (Kingdom of Neverwinter, Twilight Moon company.) His specialty is in polearms, but he's developing his sword skills. Also, Kobra is terrible at writing in third person.
Does Kobra ever play on Xbox Live?
Yes.
Favorite Books?
Here is a list of books that I have either read or intend to read:
- The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson
- God's Debris by Scott Adams
- The Trial by Franz Kafka
- Kafka's complete life's work, for that matter
- The Brink of Reality by (Name withheld until it's published)
- The His Dark Materials trilogy-- just because a girl in my Calculus class was depressed because of the ending.
If you have any suggestions, feel free to email me. A word of caution, however: I don't consider romantic stories, stories with a happy ending, or christian fiction; regardless of the number of suggestions I receive.
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