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Archives - Year 2005
Archive Note
I wrote most of these things out of sheer boredom and didn't expect anyone to ever read anything I've posted here. Unless you were here when I wrote them and want to look through it for the sake of nostalgia, I wouldn't waste your time.

I'd make a good satanist? (News and Updates)
December 24, 2005 - 10:52 pm

Is Loki Smarter Than My Dad? (Articles/Rants)
December 17, 2005 - 9:09 pm

The Terminator Executes the Founder of "The Crips" (Articles/Rants)
December 15, 2005 - 6:39 am

Omen loves the Klan but hates Racism (News and Updates)
December 15, 2005 - 3:16 am

The Unbonded Atom (Art/Image)
December 14, 2005 - 2:52 am

It's not fixing the votes... (News and Updates)
December 13, 2005 - 8:29 pm

Boredom -> Santa Claus (Art/Image)
December 13, 2005 - 5:19 am

I'm not just an asshole... I'm cruel! (News and Updates)
December 12, 2005 - 11:33 pm

Is Santa Claus Evil? (Articles/Rants)
December 13, 2005 - 5:19 am

Fascist on Wikipedia (and News) (News and Updates)
December 12, 2005 - 2:06 am

What good can come from a 3 Days Suspension? (News and Updates)
December 9, 2005 - 12:14 pm

More Ignorant People Who Think I'm Racist (Articles/Rants)
December 9, 2005 - 11:59 am

Sexual Harassment outweighs Religious Opression? (Articles/Rants)
December 9, 2005 - 11:53 am

"Happy Holidays" degrades Human Intellect (Articles/Rants)
December 5, 2005 - 3:51 pm

Kobra is Bored, again... (Art/Image)
September 1, 2006 - 1:05 am

Proof that Emo Kids are Inherently Retarded (Articles/Rants)
December 4, 2005 - 2:09 am

Another Useless Site to Slow Down KR's Progress (News and Updates)
December 4, 2005 - 12:56 am

One Month of Offending People (News and Updates)
December 3, 2005 - 8:34 pm

Wanna Give to Charity? Open a Business Instead! (Articles/Rants)
December 12, 2005 - 2:04 am

The worst kind of clique EVER (Articles/Rants)
December 1, 2005 - 1:05 am

Why does New Orleans smell like France? Hurricane Katrina! (Anti-France Rant) (Articles/Rants)
November 30, 2005 - 4:10 pm

If You're on a School Computer: You Aren't Reading This! (Articles/Rants)
November 30, 2005 - 12:23 am

Episode #1 - Need Directions? (Art/Image)
February 22, 2006 - 12:32 am

Russell Crow is a Pompous Ass (Articles/Rants)
November 28, 2005 - 5:59 pm

Racism: Where do you draw the line? (Articles/Rants)
November 28, 2005 - 4:18 pm

My Thanksgiving Break Went Down the Shitter (Articles/Rants)
November 28, 2005 - 6:47 am

Affiliate Box (News and Updates)
November 28, 2005 - 5:42 am

Comments Box (News and Updates)
November 26, 2005 - 11:24 pm

Black Friday - Steaming Pile Of Hype (Articles/Rants)
November 26, 2005 - 12:04 am

Michael Jackson... Antichrist? (Articles/Rants)
November 25, 2005 - 1:06 pm

My mom is a retail slave (News and Updates)
December 3, 2005 - 1:33 am

Welcome to Kobra's Corner - Must Read (Articles/Rants)
November 23, 2005 - 1:20 pm

Deleted articles (News and Updates)
November 22, 2005 - 11:15 pm

I will never upgrade the forums again (ASSHOLE LV 10) (Articles/Rants)
November 22, 2005 - 3:25 pm

The Antichrist is REVEALED!!! (Art/Image)
November 18, 2005 - 4:46 am

Blasting Loud Music Doesn't Compensate for Having Balls (Articles/Rants)
November 15, 2005 - 2:17 am

What a poser (News and Updates)
November 14, 2005 - 3:49 am

Pope Palpatine (Art/Image)
November 15, 2005 - 2:49 am

What's an awesome movie? Team America (Articles/Rants)
April 27, 2006 - 7:29 pm

If you don't have a sense of humor: KILL YOURSELF (Articles/Rants)
November 9, 2005 - 4:24 pm

How to NOT Gain my Ire (Articles/Rants)
April 16, 2006 - 3:19 am

Common Advertising Phrases and Why they Suck (Articles/Rants)
November 8, 2005 - 7:14 am

Being an asshole is Awesome! (News and Updates)
November 7, 2005 - 7:18 am

List of Awesome Websites (Articles/Rants)
July 3, 2006 - 8:50 am

List of Horrible Websites (Articles/Rants)
December 13, 2005 - 12:19 am

Kobra's Corner now has a forum (News and Updates)
November 5, 2005 - 11:16 pm

Kobra is Bored - #002 - Comic (Art/Image)
November 5, 2005 - 11:15 pm

"MDX" is a Festering Blister on the Shoulder of our Economy (Articles/Rants)
November 4, 2005 - 6:24 pm

Kobra is Bored - #001 (Art/Image)
November 4, 2005 - 12:08 pm

First article... posted! (News and Updates)
November 4, 2005 - 8:26 am

Attention fat people: COVER UP! You're not sexy (Articles/Rants)
November 4, 2005 - 12:08 pm

Kobra's Corner - Reloaded (News and Updates)
November 3, 2005 - 2:35 am

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