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Archives - Year 2006
Archive Note
There are a few gems here, but the earlier posts are utter shit. Half of this shit is obsolete some way or another, too.

Bite me. (News and Updates)
December 28, 2006 - 8:05 am

A Clue is the Only Thing Rarer than Common Sense (Articles/Rants)
December 28, 2006 - 7:55 am

A Message To Everyone Who Says ''Violence is not the answer.'' (Articles/Rants)
December 27, 2006 - 12:59 am

Do I Look Stupid? I Didn't Think So, Dipshit. (Articles/Rants)
January 5, 2007 - 10:23 pm

Holding Hands and Other Things that Morons Do (Articles/Rants)
December 22, 2006 - 7:46 am

You're Not an Admin (News and Updates)
December 18, 2006 - 5:40 pm

The Contrast of Logic and Moronic (Articles/Rants)
February 15, 2007 - 3:11 am

Stop Ruining Good Games With Romantic Side Plots! (Articles/Rants)
December 15, 2006 - 10:06 pm

Celebrities Can Kiss My Ass (Articles/Rants)
December 12, 2006 - 11:56 am

Wow! What a Bargain! (Art/Image)
December 10, 2006 - 5:44 pm

Ranting and Raving (Articles/Rants)
December 6, 2006 - 12:05 pm

What I Loathe About Parties (Articles/Rants)
December 5, 2006 - 1:18 am

Christmas Sucks (Articles/Rants)
December 3, 2006 - 1:04 am

Looks Like Someone Didn't Catch the Sarcasm (Hate Mail) (Articles/Rants)
November 29, 2006 - 11:47 am

Splash Page (News and Updates)
November 29, 2006 - 1:51 am

Another Dumb Jock (Articles/Rants)
November 27, 2006 - 10:28 pm

Self-Proclaimed Rednecks Have No Right To Call me Unpatriotic (Articles/Rants)
November 26, 2006 - 3:09 am

Another Bush Nazi (Art/Image)
November 23, 2006 - 11:54 pm

More Abstract Shit (Art/Image)
November 23, 2006 - 11:12 pm

Stop the Presses! A 36 Year Old Bald Guy is Making Threats! (Articles/Rants)
November 23, 2006 - 1:46 am

Wikipedia Blows. (Articles/Rants)
November 19, 2006 - 3:03 am

Venting Frustration Again (News and Updates)
November 19, 2006 - 2:01 am

Programming Class (News and Updates)
November 17, 2006 - 12:00 pm

What Cops Say and What They Mean (Articles/Rants)
November 15, 2006 - 7:46 pm

I Need a TV Show (News and Updates)
November 13, 2006 - 6:04 pm

How Trendy Are You? Take this Trendy Quiz and Find Out! (Articles/Rants)
November 13, 2006 - 10:16 pm

If You Had Any Doubts, Then You Will Now Proclaim ''Omen is an Asshole''! (Articles/Rants)
November 12, 2006 - 2:32 am

Eric Bauman - The Modern Cock Sucker (Articles/Rants)
November 12, 2006 - 12:16 am

Websense Blows! (News and Updates)
November 11, 2006 - 7:13 pm

Fact: Old People Need to be Treated Like Zombies (Articles/Rants)
November 10, 2006 - 2:54 am

Math 101 For All You Dipshits (Teachers: Pay Attention) (Articles/Rants)
November 6, 2006 - 11:46 pm

The Only News After One Year of Content (News and Updates)
November 3, 2006 - 12:12 am

Another Stupid Holiday Comedy to Commemorate KR's 4th Birthday (Articles/Rants)
November 1, 2006 - 9:00 pm

Pink/Purple Light (Art/Image)
October 30, 2006 - 11:21 pm

I Hate Parties (News and Updates)
October 28, 2006 - 6:11 pm

So, I guess this makes me a TOOL FACT, eh? (Hatemail) (Articles/Rants)
October 28, 2006 - 9:04 am

One Time in the Lunch Line (Articles/Rants)
October 26, 2006 - 9:35 pm

New Section. Pay Attention. (News and Updates)
October 26, 2006 - 9:11 pm

Blocked for No Reason (Art/Image)
October 25, 2006 - 10:45 am

If This is the Future of Metal, I'd Rather Shoot Myself Here and Now (Articles/Rants)
October 24, 2006 - 10:23 pm

How Many of the 300,000,000 Are Illegal Immigrants? (Articles/Rants)
October 18, 2006 - 11:03 am

The SciFi Channel Needs a Bigger Budget (Articles/Rants)
October 14, 2006 - 11:29 pm

Preemptive Strike (News and Updates)
October 11, 2006 - 10:53 am

Equivalent to Taking a Shit (Art/Image)
October 11, 2006 - 2:16 am

A Startling Realization (Articles/Rants)
October 9, 2006 - 4:11 am

You're Not a H4x0r. Shut Up. (News and Updates)
October 8, 2006 - 4:31 am

All Things Sacred Promo (Art/Image)
October 8, 2006 - 12:31 am

Awesome Writer or Good Politician? (News and Updates)
October 6, 2006 - 12:06 am

Excuse Me for Being an Infidel? (Articles/Rants)
October 5, 2006 - 5:14 am

Vendetta vs. Football? (News and Updates)
October 2, 2006 - 12:24 am

High School Football is Fascism (Articles/Rants)
September 30, 2006 - 9:58 pm

Questionaire (News and Updates)
September 29, 2006 - 5:05 am

I Encourage You All to Kill the Creators of Madden (Articles/Rants)
September 27, 2006 - 2:09 pm

Return the Favor (Articles/Rants)
September 23, 2006 - 9:06 pm

More Addicting Than Heroine... (Articles/Rants)
September 21, 2006 - 11:54 pm

Disclaimer (News and Updates)
September 17, 2006 - 1:14 am

Anonymous Hatemail? (News and Updates)
September 16, 2006 - 1:52 pm

Concerning Kobra and Religion (Articles/Rants)
September 16, 2006 - 1:46 pm

Kobra Wants Your Opinion? OMIGOSH!! (News and Updates)
September 11, 2006 - 10:35 pm

What Makes a Teacher Cool? (Articles/Rants)
September 11, 2006 - 10:04 pm

Five Years Later: The State of our Country (Articles/Rants)
September 10, 2006 - 10:55 pm

How to Render Dial-Up Obsolete (Art/Image)
September 10, 2006 - 9:07 pm

Dada Needs to Take Mockery 101 (Articles/Rants)
September 8, 2006 - 2:56 pm

Everyone Needs At Least One Metal Song on their MP3 Player (Articles/Rants)
September 8, 2006 - 1:49 pm

Ode To Irwin (News and Updates)
September 4, 2006 - 11:57 pm

Hurricane Survival Tips: Floridians are Racist (Articles/Rants)
September 4, 2006 - 11:42 pm

Never Look at KC The Same Way Again (Art/Image)
September 2, 2006 - 11:32 am

New Stuff (News and Updates)
September 1, 2006 - 3:50 pm

Kobra's Corner: Live RSS Feed? (News and Updates)
August 31, 2006 - 7:37 pm

DHM's Dungeon (News and Updates)
August 31, 2006 - 1:36 am

Good Logic Is Something You Can't Argue With (Articles/Rants)
August 31, 2006 - 12:57 am

April 20, 1999 - Not the Result of Psychotic Gamers, You Morons! (Articles/Rants)
August 27, 2006 - 5:19 pm

Blog Post... Yeah Right.... (News and Updates)
August 23, 2006 - 11:06 pm

Scanners Are Fun (Art/Image)
August 23, 2006 - 9:32 pm

"The Aftermath" (Art/Image)
August 23, 2006 - 9:11 pm

Kobra's Omniscient Boredom (Art/Image)
August 23, 2006 - 8:42 pm

Kobra's Corner Belongs to Kobra (Articles/Rants)
August 20, 2006 - 11:00 pm

Activity? (News and Updates)
August 17, 2006 - 10:53 pm

A Dying Reality Awaits (Animation)
August 17, 2006 - 10:26 pm

Hezzbollah: Victorious? (Articles/Rants)
August 16, 2006 - 11:11 pm

Water Effect (Animation)
August 16, 2006 - 10:54 pm

Vote Eyesore for Secretary of Offense (News and Updates)
August 16, 2006 - 7:49 pm

Larry the Cable Guy: Worst Comedian in History? (Articles/Rants)
August 15, 2006 - 3:56 am

Some Changes. Who Cares? (News and Updates)
August 12, 2006 - 11:33 pm

I Can Justify Illegally Downloading Advent Children In Three Words (Articles/Rants)
August 12, 2006 - 11:28 pm

I'm Always Right. You're Always Wrong. This is Why Things Are as They Are. (Articles/Rants)
August 10, 2006 - 11:44 pm

Florida Schools: Worthless Shitholes? (News and Updates)
August 4, 2006 - 8:24 pm

The World Isn't Coming to an End (Articles/Rants)
August 4, 2006 - 7:52 pm

What's the Difference? (News and Updates)
July 30, 2006 - 11:26 pm

Memorial Services are a Bitch (News and Updates)
July 23, 2006 - 12:06 pm

Israel vs. Lebanon - My Take on the Situation (Articles/Rants)
July 24, 2006 - 9:54 pm

Net Neutrality and a Decrepit Dumbass (Articles/Rants)
July 17, 2006 - 5:25 am

Silent Cacophony Char. Art - Scott (Art/Image)
July 15, 2006 - 9:47 pm

Armageddon Cometh (News and Updates)
July 14, 2006 - 4:24 am

The Truth Behind Scientology (Articles/Rants)
July 14, 2006 - 11:15 am

Redefining Ignorance [NSFW] (Articles/Rants)
July 18, 2006 - 11:05 am

Our New Organization (Articles/Rants)
July 3, 2006 - 6:38 am

More About Me and KC (Articles/Rants)
July 2, 2006 - 4:00 am

New Material (News and Updates)
July 2, 2006 - 2:19 am

You Are Not Kurt Cobain (Articles/Rants)
June 28, 2006 - 6:58 am

A List Fit For a God (Omen) (News and Updates)
June 2, 2006 - 7:16 pm

Take a Hint (Art/Image)
June 2, 2006 - 2:38 pm

Kingdom Hearts II - A Glorified Arcade (Articles/Rants)
June 2, 2006 - 12:25 am

The Word of the Day for all you Macho Douches! (News and Updates)
July 3, 2006 - 6:57 am

What Do You Get When You Cross Hypocrisy, Egotism, and a Whiny Bitch? (Articles/Rants)
April 29, 2006 - 7:19 am

Your Lord and Master has Returned (News and Updates)
April 27, 2006 - 12:06 pm

Drug Users and High School (Articles/Rants)
April 23, 2006 - 6:28 am

Miss Me? (News and Updates)
April 11, 2006 - 1:20 am

Some Party Advice (Articles/Rants)
April 10, 2006 - 9:19 pm

Complete Superiority feels great (Articles/Rants)
March 31, 2006 - 6:11 am

Now a Word From Our Sponsors... (News and Updates)
March 31, 2006 - 12:50 am

Photoshop and Boredom (Art/Image)
March 28, 2006 - 9:07 pm

Think you couldn't lose any more respect for your High School? THINK AGAIN!! (Articles/Rants)
July 22, 2006 - 8:50 am

It's Been Awhile (News and Updates)
March 28, 2006 - 6:00 am

Kobra's Bored (Animation)
March 14, 2006 - 7:32 pm

Down with Comics... Up with Flash (News and Updates)
March 14, 2006 - 12:45 pm

Bored: The Story of Kobra's Corner (Art/Image)
March 6, 2006 - 10:16 pm

Affiliates are the Lamest Thing Ever (News and Updates)
February 28, 2006 - 5:07 pm

High School Kids are Stupid (Articles/Rants)
February 28, 2006 - 2:31 pm

Farewell to Nightmare (Art/Image)
February 27, 2006 - 10:04 pm

The Infinite Hell I Call My Life (News and Updates)
February 21, 2006 - 11:26 pm

An Ignorant Conformist (News and Updates)
July 31, 2006 - 3:59 pm

Irony or Foreshadowing? Valentine's Day was the coldest day of the year in Florida... (Articles/Rants)
February 14, 2006 - 10:59 pm

I hate being human... (News and Updates)
February 8, 2006 - 2:23 pm

Our world is fucking pathetic! (Art/Image)
February 8, 2006 - 2:00 pm

Christians Ruin Everything (Articles/Rants)
February 6, 2006 - 10:48 pm

Cuba Hates Me Now... (Art/Image)
January 27, 2006 - 12:00 am

The Way Episode 6: Truth Hides Nothing (News and Updates)
January 26, 2006 - 11:22 pm

Attention Rednecks: The South Didn't Win the Civil War! (Articles/Rants)
January 24, 2006 - 7:01 pm

New Affiliate: BurnJes.Us (News and Updates)
January 16, 2006 - 7:23 pm

Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday - Who cares?! (Articles/Rants)
January 16, 2006 - 4:41 pm

Boredom -> Article Titles (News and Updates)
January 11, 2006 - 4:47 am

Stupidest. Human. Ever, (Articles/Rants)
January 11, 2006 - 4:43 am

Sprite Lab #001 - KC Owns (Art/Image)
January 11, 2006 - 4:42 am

WalMart Shoppers are Worthless Piles of Shit (Articles/Rants)
January 11, 2006 - 4:41 am

Omen's Not a Neo-Nazi... He's Old-School! (News and Updates)
January 5, 2006 - 2:46 am

New Evidence Supports the ''School is Retarded'' Theory. (Articles/Rants)
January 3, 2006 - 1:27 am

Kobra is Supporting Someone?!! (News and Updates)
December 30, 2005 - 4:51 am

Pope Hitler I (Art/Image)
December 30, 2005 - 2:32 am

My Campaign for Vice Deity Keeps Growing (Articles/Rants)
December 28, 2005 - 3:39 pm

String Theologists Really Need to Stop Trying... Too Late... (Articles/Rants)
December 24, 2005 - 9:16 pm

My Latest Addition to the Blocked Page (Art/Image)
December 24, 2005 - 8:52 pm

Mark vs. His Emo Side (Art/Image)
April 27, 2006 - 6:03 pm

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