The UN is pissing me off. (News and Updates)
December 27, 2008 - 7:29 am

Here's a Connection Greyhound Won't Miss... (Articles/Rants)
December 21, 2008 - 5:39 pm

"Pressifists" Need a Cold Dose of Reality (Articles/Rants)
November 26, 2008 - 1:05 pm

I Hate the Willfully Ignorant (Articles/Rants)
November 10, 2008 - 11:53 am

More Bullshit Found in American Culture (Articles/Rants)
November 6, 2008 - 1:59 am

What Ever Happened to "Land of the Free?" (Articles/Rants)
October 21, 2008 - 11:00 am

Biden to "Watch His Words?" (News and Updates)
October 1, 2008 - 8:37 pm

People Who Demand Respect Deserve None (Articles/Rants)
September 30, 2008 - 6:24 pm

Tech: Weighted Bayesian Rating System (Articles/Rants)
September 14, 2008 - 10:54 pm

People Who are Holding Back the Evolution of our Species (Articles/Rants)
September 12, 2008 - 10:26 am

Suggestions for Changing America (Articles/Rants)
September 7, 2008 - 1:20 pm

More Vapid and Meaningless Phrases (Articles/Rants)
August 28, 2008 - 6:22 pm

Fed Up, Tired, and Pissed Off (Articles/Rants)
August 20, 2008 - 8:15 am

Fuck the Olympics! (News and Updates)
August 8, 2008 - 12:32 pm

People the World Could Do Without (Articles/Rants)
August 8, 2008 - 9:52 am

Special Treatment Undermines Equality (Articles/Rants)
August 3, 2008 - 8:37 am

Mindfucks and Assholery - Episode 2 (Art/Image)
July 29, 2008 - 3:56 am

Mindfucks and Assholery - Episode 1 (Art/Image)
July 28, 2008 - 4:51 pm

Inconsistency: The Father of Bullshit (Articles/Rants)
July 28, 2008 - 1:30 pm

Words, Phrases, and Fallacies that Give Me Ulcers (Articles/Rants)
July 24, 2008 - 3:18 pm

Pastafarianism Blows! (Articles/Rants)
July 22, 2008 - 1:21 am

Critical Exemption is Bullshit (Articles/Rants)
July 21, 2008 - 12:59 pm

A Guide to Pattern Recognition for Politicians (Articles/Rants)
July 20, 2008 - 9:50 pm

Bill Donohue: Pull the Eucharist out of your ass! (Articles/Rants)
July 12, 2008 - 11:42 am

Bullshit: Desensitizing Americans to Political Lies Since 1776 (Articles/Rants)
June 29, 2008 - 11:56 pm

Throw These Assholes to the Lions! (Articles/Rants)
June 25, 2008 - 9:45 am

2012 Doomsday Might Be the Worst Movie Ever Created (Articles/Rants)
June 22, 2008 - 11:38 pm

Crying Over the Death of a Fictional Character Devalues Your Life (Articles/Rants)
June 20, 2008 - 7:21 am

People Who Say "Evolution isn't a Fact" Should Be Naturally Deselected. (Articles/Rants)
June 16, 2008 - 3:17 pm

It's about goddamn time! (News and Updates)
June 6, 2008 - 4:46 am

Kobra's Recipe Book: Disaster (Articles/Rants)
May 31, 2008 - 5:23 pm

Democrat and Republican: Two Words That Mean Stupid (Articles/Rants)
May 27, 2008 - 1:30 pm

Mac vs. PC: An Obnoxious Debate (Articles/Rants)
May 22, 2008 - 1:10 pm

A Farewell to Assholes (Articles/Rants)
May 21, 2008 - 12:58 am

Stupid Idea of the Year Award: 2008 (Articles/Rants)
May 9, 2008 - 9:12 pm

Expelled and ID in a Nutshell (Art/Image)
May 6, 2008 - 1:58 pm

Attention Failures: Socialize On Your Own Time (Articles/Rants)
May 6, 2008 - 8:49 am

Criminalize Satire! (Articles/Rants)
April 28, 2008 - 11:25 pm

Muslim Swimsuit Model (Art/Image)
April 23, 2008 - 3:57 am

It's a creationist movie subtitled "No Intelligence Allowed?" (Articles/Rants)
April 17, 2008 - 3:38 am

The Greatest Story Ever Told or the Greatest Lie Ever Sold? (Articles/Rants)
April 8, 2008 - 2:18 am

More Phrases that Should be Abolished from our Vernacular (Articles/Rants)
April 4, 2008 - 8:44 am

Streaming Videos are Cancer to the Internet (Articles/Rants)
April 3, 2008 - 5:05 am

Stupid People: The Leading Cause of Cynicism Since the Dawn of Time (Articles/Rants)
March 28, 2008 - 3:08 am

"Scientologist" is Synonymous With Failure (Articles/Rants)
March 17, 2008 - 11:02 am

Silly Hipster, Drugs Are For Hippies (Articles/Rants)
March 13, 2008 - 1:15 am

"Criminal" Illegal Aliens: Are There Any Other Kind? (Articles/Rants)
March 3, 2008 - 8:19 pm

I Hate Sundays (Articles/Rants)
March 2, 2008 - 3:01 pm

A Proposal to End All Religious Arguments (Articles/Rants)
February 24, 2008 - 9:38 pm

Clinton or Obama? Important Issues from Under the Rug (Articles/Rants)
February 19, 2008 - 11:48 pm

CNN: The Most Rusted Name in News! (Articles/Rants)
February 17, 2008 - 3:16 am

A List of Things Too Awesome for Hyperbole (Articles/Rants)
February 15, 2008 - 12:30 am

Five Things I Hate About MMORPGs (Articles/Rants)
February 13, 2008 - 12:44 am

Don't Vote for [Insert Candidate Here]! (Articles/Rants)
February 10, 2008 - 2:18 am

Are You Old and Worthless? Allow Me to Assist You! (Articles/Rants)
February 6, 2008 - 3:55 pm

Sporting Events and Other Shit Nobody Cares About (Articles/Rants)
February 3, 2008 - 1:06 am

Two Physical Laws of Intelligence (Articles/Rants)
February 1, 2008 - 6:54 pm

Anonymous and Scientology (News and Updates)
January 28, 2008 - 9:45 am

"Peer Pressured" and Other Fancy Ways to Say "Stupid" (Articles/Rants)
January 26, 2008 - 7:06 am

Unemployed. (News and Updates)
January 25, 2008 - 2:45 pm

I Hate Obnoxious Sports Fans (Articles/Rants)
January 20, 2008 - 5:38 pm

Questions the Presidential Candidates Will Never Get Asked (Articles/Rants)
January 17, 2008 - 5:47 am

Was MLK Really Worth a Day Off? (Articles/Rants)
January 14, 2008 - 9:38 am

Concerned Parents: Blow Me! (Articles/Rants)
January 10, 2008 - 3:24 pm

The Immature Dipshit Checklist (Articles/Rants)
January 7, 2008 - 2:38 pm

Too Much Spare Time? Register to Vote! (Articles/Rants)
January 5, 2008 - 1:54 pm

An Open Letter to the Assholes Who Shop Where I Work (Articles/Rants)
January 3, 2008 - 3:57 pm