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Changes Past and FutureLokusti farted
Christmas SucksvoodooKobraUPDATE: Christmas music sucks!
Fuck Lane Garrison!raiden_haloYour sites increasing humor is intriguing.

You're absolutely right.
Fuck Lane Garrison!KellyThis has been going on since there have been hollywood stars and musicians. Since I always seem to have my head stuck in the past, being a geneologist is fun, but one learns a lot of history with it... Nobles, Kings, etc have gotten away with just about everything, from murder to sex with their siblings. (YUCK!!!)
Brittney has to go to parenting classes, she has absolutely NO IDEA how to connect with her kids. I'm glad to see she's not getting away with P3. (Piss Poor Parenting.) It seems it takes a good scandal to knock some 'superstars' off of their pedastals. But then again, O.J. got off.
If the southern end of my home state, California, slid into the vast Pacific, what would the tabloids and mainstream news media's have to report? I think scandal with sordid details will outsell any news event.
By the way, Westboro Church has a net worth of approximately $3 million. Winning a $10.9 million lawsuit and collecting any of the lawsuit are two vastly different things, just ask the Ron Goldman family. O. J. will not pay up, and his assests are secure in a federally mandated fund the Goldmans can't touch. I wouldn't want to be anyplace near O. J. when Karma catches up with him.
Fuck Lane Garrison!voodooKobraIn good news, Westboro Baptist Church is forced to pay $10.9 Million to the family of a dead soldier whose funeral he picketed. Serves the closet yaoi-fanboys right.
Search QueriesJerkoffhaha, i agree, whats up with these people, their like HOW DO I USE THE INTERNET~??;):<><< <
Changes Past and FutureGelsamelYou're making me want to play it through a 15th time....
Changes Past and FuturePhoenixDamn...Tales of Symphonia AND WoW, that's gonna take a while...
Changes Past and FutureGelsamelFucking badass.
The Difference Between Blogs and Other Web SitesvoodooKobraI don't claim to understand it either, Phoenix.
The Difference Between Blogs and Other Web SitesPhoenixHow can you be a Maddox rip-off if Maddox only makes a new post every 3 or so months?
The Difference Between Blogs and Other Web SitesGelsamelDefinitions: The bane of philosophers.

If only everything was clear-cut eh?
The Difference Between Blogs and Other Web SitesvoodooKobraDue to the unclear definitions of "blog," it's my duty to educate the morons.
The Difference Between Blogs and Other Web SitesGelsamelInteresting, information, but fairly useless unless you're really afraid of pissing off Kobra .
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?ClydeI dunno. A 'gangsta' free zone is kinda rare. I chewed out one of my cadets for acting 'gansta' the other day. "I grew up in south Detroit, G." "Yeah, and you're white and now live in Monroe, AND are in my ROTC. My way or you lose your arms. Your choice." "Yes, sir."

If you want 'gangsta' free... try something far out there, like maybe the Dakotas or Montana. Hell, you might have the best luck in Alaska (My personal choice. Cold winters, cool summers.)
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?PhoenixCrap...they're everywhere. That's it, I'm moving to Colorado. My hatred of Texas at least matches that of your hatred of Florida (maybe)...only my ranting skills are lackluster at best, so I just sum it up to one word...AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGG!!!!!
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?voodooKobraWe have ghetto young people here too; in vast quantities.
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?PhoenixI've read those pages...and Texas still sucks. What you have in old people, we make up for in "ghetto" young people.
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?raiden_haloI live in central texas.

I have to say this: agreed.

The US doesn't owe "The South" anything. The south in fact owes the US since we started that fucking war and got Abraham Lincoln shot...fucking bastards.
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?GungnirI currently live in SC...I hate "Southern Pride" when it means that they think the united states owe SC or something. But I am prob. moving to Texas, and it sure seems like a good thing.
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?voodooKobraPhoenix, I have written two pages about Florida sucking. We have all that and more. (Spoiler: Old people out the ass)
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?PhoenixNo, I can say that Florida is better than Texas, and I fucking live in Texas. If a bunch of rednecks want to secede, then I'm getting out first. Seriously, we are overrun with Mexicans and "gangstas" and it would be better collectively if they did secede...I'm moving to Colorado, fuck this.
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?ClydeAnd don't forget, our illustrious president comes from Texas.
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?voodooKobraYes, Texas is better than Florida... by a razor thin margin.
Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?LokustBUT REMEMBER:

TEXAS > FLORIDA
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsvoodooKobraIf you like that, check the page source.

Spoiler: You just lost the game.
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsdragonheartmanLoving that 9,000 reference.
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsKelly Actually Gelsamel, Halloween was my most favorite holiday growing up. Yes, I know the world is geting crazier all the time, and scary stuff (not the ghost & goblins type either) really does happen. At least in my family, and the small central California town I grew up in, Halloween was the CHILDRENS holiday. We got bags of candy, had a wonderful time collecting it, and we all went to school the next day with a major sugar buzz!
With our world being the way it is now, I accompanied my children when they were small to go collect candy, but only in our neighborhood, (we have lived here several years) and we inspected everything before it could be consumed. From a kids point of view, Halloween is better than Easter!
Common Phrases That I HateValeLol at the last one. XD
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsClydeFor the point about the homecoming court, my friends and I have a plan to fuck it over this year. We figure we control enough of the population that we can plant our own candidate (non-pretentious and all) on the ballet, and have her become homecoming queen through the same effect. The social factions where I'm from are so splintered with smaller groups that hate each other, that the infighting alone practically guarantees that my group will win. This should be fun.
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsGelsamelWe don't have Halloween either, but at least some point in time someone turns up at your door wanting candy. Though it is really uncommon, I haven't had to put up with that bullshit (thank god, lets hope I never do), but someone probably does somewhere in Aus.
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsKellyAt least in my high school, (back in the dark ages, circa Commodore 64, pre-nintendo) we got to play with fire during homecoming. The "Evil" team was the "Drillers" so we burned "Danny Driller" in effigy on a wooden oil derrick. My trig teacher did double duty as the football coach, so we had to fake at least mild interest in the game, lest we pay for it academically. At least I had a classmate with a sense of humor, and handed his friends a slip of paper with some stupid game statistic we could throw out in class. ( It was kind of like him doing our homework!)
Teachers like students that participate. We made it our mission to disrupt class every monday morning in homeroom during football, basketball and baseball season. The homeroom teacher was a prissy english teacher and sports illiterate... So we had lots of questions for her. She must still hate us!
For the record, I haven't stepped foot on my high school campus since I earned and received my diploma. I really want to say I don't live in the past, but if I did, Kobra would jump all over me. I'm a geneologist, and my head is ALWAYS stuck in the past...
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsvoodooKobraHomecoming is predominately an American tradition, so I really doubt you'll have to put up with this bullshit.
Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's TermsGelsamelI am so glad I don't live in America. I'm sure it happens in some places down here but it's not common.
Public High Schools Are Damaged Beyond RepairCreative_Namethrough the last elementary year nobody who had a rat's inntelligence learned a thing, the lesson plan could have read

first 3 months- Review

next month- do a couple stupid projects that everyone screws up on but teacher wants to catch up on her TiVo so she randomly assigns grades

next months- prepare for FruitlessConformityAssesmentTest (FCAT)

rest of year- do a couple more stupid projects that everyone screws up on but her TiVo has gotten full over the last few months so she randomly assigns pointless grades

I litteraly could have stayed home and played videogames and gotten more out of it than I did in 5th grade. Which was do in part to the fact that one of our teachers up and quit because of "back problems" and left us with an inexperienced first timer who should have started off at the little preschool down the street.
Florida Still SucksNightmare2626You're welcome.
I Don't Have A Hero; Eat Shit!Creative_NameIf I must respond Darwin. Cursed catholics and their intelligent design!
300 Reasons Why I'm the BestCreative_Namewho else wouldn't miss Lokust? i know i wouldn't cuz i'd be too busy sucking dick
Florida Still SucksvoodooKobraThat was fucked up. Now morons will find my website while searching for bukakke. Thanks a lot. I already have search queries like "cock vore+videos" showing up.
Florida Still SucksNightmare2626He wants to fight you using the ancient Japanese art of Bukkake.

If you don't know what it is, Google it. It's hard to explain though, so try Images or Video for live demonstrations. You'll understand much better than an article can tell you.
Florida Still SucksvoodooKobraChallenging me in what way? If you mean swords you'll get creamed (unless you're a professional fencer).
Florida Still SucksBloodyBartWell, I have two comments now.
First off, I am a Wal-Mart employee, and I hate very moment of it, but they hire me and let me sell video games, so it's better then some jobs.
Second, Kobra, I am challenging you. I will be the Snowball to your Brain. Do you accept!?
Florida Still SucksvoodooKobraThe same thing I do everyday, Pinky; try (and fail) to take over the world.
300 Reasons Why I'm the BestValeYour mom said it all, Kobra. XD
Florida Still Sucksraiden_halolol kobra I like your graph, damn...OMNILOATHE!

my question is: what exactly are you going to DO when you leave Florida.
Florida Still SucksvoodooKobraNightmare, I fear your country may be in worse shape than Florida.

The problem with Florida is that most homes aren't built the same as an $80,000 home-- they're usually built as $250,000 homes which brings the price way up past the $500,000 mark. But if you do find a house that would be 80 grand outside of Florida, it'll still cost you $200,000.

As for where do I want to move: I'm staying in the U.S., so probably where ever I can get the best deal on dedicated servers. I don't care about the people or the scenery of where ever I move to because I'll never be around either.
Florida Still SucksNightmare2626HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You think $200,000 is expensive for a house?! A 2 bedroom bungalow in Northern Ireland costs at least
Florida Still SucksvoodooKobraThat's just the time multiplication. Here's a graph to better explain it:

Florida Still Sucksraiden_haloKobra I have to go there again this summer...god.

And I know one week can generate a lot of hatred...so that being multiplied by 52(12) I don't even wanna know...
Florida Still SucksvoodooKobraUpdate: One of the morons who sent me an email about my original "Florida Sucks" post keeps begging me to post our entire email correspondence. Attention whore, anyone?
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