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Our New Organization

The other day, Omen and I were talking about equality. I've come to the conclusion that America has moved closer to reaching equality, but it hasn't made any progress as of late. That is why Omen and I have decided to start a new organization for spreading and endorsing equality:



Don't hate them because they're black. Hate them because they're people.

In order to be accepted as a member of our organization, you must meet the following requirements:
1. You must have an open mind.
2. You must have a sense of humor.
3. You cannot act violently for racist reasons.
4. You cannot be racist towards one group more than another.
5. You must make racist jokes about ALL races, including yours.

I feel that America is now a better place, thanks to Omen and I. You might be thinking, "Why haven't we been elected God and Vice Deity yet? This is taking too long!" Well, we feel the same way. Viva la revolution!! Sieg Heil, too!
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Nightmare2626
Ha! Thought you could hide a sneaky sieg heil eh?

Good organisation, better than Save the Children by a mile. My advise is DON'T Save the Children, too much money and effort involved. Let them save themselves.
voodooKobra
...or die trying.
rlp
Mm. I don't have enough racist jokes in my repertoire for this.
voodooKobra
Heh. You DO realize I'm not serious, right?
Jwguy
lol, It would be a nice change from stuff like "The Black Panthers"/"Ku Klux Klan"-Esque stuff... You most definitely could recruit a number of famous comedians (Carlos Mencia) and Old people (The General War veteran who hates everyone)...
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Created: July 3, 2006 7:38 am
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