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Redefining Ignorance [NSFW]
People of America, I come before you today to inform you all that some people are just so fucking stupid, that they bring the word ignorance to a new low. Some people have even stooped to a level so low that they deserve their own subcategory of ignorance.
This page is dedicated to those few ignorant pieces of shit who make my blood boil with their constant ineptitude and lack of common sense.
1. The Egotistical Dumbass
Everyone knows this guy. I happen to have once been friends with one of them. Does the name "Valarauth" ring a bell, anyone?
The Egotistical Dumbass will incessantly perform acts that would make the humblest beggar to feel as if they are overflowing with excessive pride in comparison. And they will play it off like they're the best at it the entire time. Any evidence contrary to their imaginary superioroity will result in hours upon hours of whining. For example, Valarauth started taking kendo lessons and sparring with some of his friends in his front yard. When a friend of Omen's named Baker came over and totally kicked his ass, he got pissy.
This person also believes that their opinion is always right and will sometimes play it off to be a "genius."
2. Racist Bigot
This is the "standard" definition of an ignorant person. They sit there all day talking about "hangin' us sum neegerz" without realizing that, literally speaking, they're referring to suicide. Nevermind the fact that "nigger" means ignorant person and, therefore, refers to the dumbasses who use the term in that context.
Not much else is known about the racist bigot. Don't get me wrong. More information could be discovered about them, but nobody feels like wasting their time learning about something so worthless. It's like learning about cosmic string theory. There's no sense in wasting your time on useless bullshit.
3. Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson, a Miami lawyer who adamantly protests that violent video games are causing an epidemic of violent youth in America and disregards the evidence that proves that the rate of violent crimes perpetrated by persons under the age of 18 is decreasing. More perplexing is the fact that it decreases even faster when he expects it to rise.
Shortly after commiting political suicide, many people (including Scott Ramsoomair from VGCats) laughed at his ignorance. To their surprise, he had the time to email each and every one of them, attempt to initiate a flame war with each and every one of them, deny ever sending the original message, and finally acting immature and resorting to threats.
Y'know, just looking at the guy fills me with rage. This guy is the living embodiment of everything society has been trying to repress. He's greedy, ignorant, egotistical, and he sucks dick for political power (It's true!).
How fucking stupid do you have to be to antagonize a large majority of the teenage population, then act immature to them. Throw this guy a fucking pacifier!
4. George W. Bush
Bush has to be the dumbest person elected in office. He can't even formulate simple words in his native tongue after being alive in this country for forty years. Unless he had excessive brain damage, there's no excuse for his overwhelming stupidity.
The only people worse than Bush are...
5. The American People
Let me ask each and every one of you one question: Why in the ninth hell is Bush still in office? Do you know why? Because you guys were too busy being fucking hippies to vote, and the rest of you bought into Bush's propaganda. Bush is the worst thing to happen to this country since its involvement in World War 1.
Our hatred for our president didn't stem from after his re-election, either. So you can't use that as an excuse. Everyone knew he was an idiot back in 2002. We all still think he's a worthless piece of shit who needs to wear a helmet.
Answer me this: what possessed half the nation to get the notion that not voting would cause the President they opposed so much to lose his re-election? You can't excuse that, and I bitterly hate you all for it.
On a last note, this is the 100th article posted on Kobra's Corner. I hope you enjoyed reading my opinions, and if you didn't then feel free to suck my balls dry. No, Jack Thompson! That doesn't mean you!
It'll just be a lie if you do. I still have a little patriotic pride, etc. but I refuse to lower myself to the level of the fools that populate this mass of dirt.
Thats why Me, Kobra, and..................... Trance should all run for president... We have each of The Sides covered lol:
Me, The Guy who just wishes everyone would shut up and be happy
Kobra, The Diabolical Dictator
Trance, The First Women President and A mix of the two lol
Omen's Running for God lol, why not complete the takeover in america too (It's always been the 'There is no God' place anyways lol
"America, the only country where you elect the King of the World every four years." ~ Something my dad said in a MSN chatroom to piss some Australian guy off.
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