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Armageddon Cometh

According to the news, Israel is fighting a war on two fronts. Apparently some douchebag terrorist kidnapped an Israeli soldier, etc etc. Nobody cares about that shit.

What's important is that this means that the world will soon come to an end. All praise Lord Omen!!

...

Okay, that's getting old. Pope Palpatine old.
+Comments (6)
Jwguy
Hey kobra, You should check out my new drawing in the usual forum place... All Praise lord Omen indeed lol
Omen
MY WORSHIP NEVER GETS OLD!!!!! YOU INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. NO MORE PIEROGIES FOR YOU!!!!!
Jwguy
lol Omen's mad... watch it, he may smite you lol
voodooKobra
I meant that the way I presented the joke was getting old.

I need a new way to slam people in the face with "Your God is Omen." Maybe if I were to hand out pamphlets? By "hand out" I of course mean "superglue to their foreheads and hang them with the umbilical cord of the aborted fetus of their firstborn sons."
Omen
Thata boy Kobra. You make me proud, I have trained you well.
voodooKobra
One day (hopefully soon) I will reach Jedi Knight.

Either that or you'll all keep calling me Padawan forever
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Created: July 14, 2006 5:24 am
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