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The World Isn't Coming to an End
I posted a short post about the upcoming Apocalyptic Battle of Doom as another Vice Deity joke. And ever since then, I've heard "is this a sign of the end times?" on CNN more times than I can claim sanity for. Allow me to put things into perspective for you.
The world is NOT coming to end just because Muslims are at war with the Jews! I dunno if you noticed or not, but they've been fighting for the past three thousand years. Something tells me that this isn't a sign of the world coming to an end, and that "something" is logic.
If the world is going to come to an end, then it won't be over Hezbollah. World War 3, maybe. The Battle of Armageddon? Possibly. But Jews at war with Muslims? Hell no.
And this isn't just coming from another Joe Shmoe on the streets, either. I'm a regular visitor at Exit Mundi and I look into apocalypse theories at least four times a week. My point is, the day our world ends will be marked by something catastrophic.
And CNN really needs to stop overhyping bullshit news stories. So what if two countries are at war? That's hardly a "Crisis in the Middle East." It's a regular fucking occurence! Stop wasting our goddamned time!
On a personal note, I'm on especially bad terms with CNN. For like a month after 9/11, CNN was on like every goddamned channel. To make matters worse, on September 11, 2001 they knocked The Simpsons off the air. I don't care how many worthless fucking stock brokers died, or how many firefighters threw their lives away in vain. Don't fuck with The Simpsons. Same rule applies to Family Guy.
The only reason CNN is the "most trusted name in news" is because people are gullible.
I would like to thank my friends Omen and Baker for reminding me of CNN and FOX News's atrocious bumping of the Simpsons. If any media executives are reading this, I hope you choke on all the bullshit you spew out on a daily basis (a.k.a. your own words)
Because the Liberal Media are a buch of ignorant whiny douchebags, that's why. I say we kill them all! (That's directed both at the Liberal Media and the Middle East)
Why waste effort, The middle east will pretty much destroy itself, and everyone hates the liberal media, someone will destroy them without our help.... Just kill whoevers left over
hm... if we do waste time with this, I say convince the Muslims that Allah is at war with CNN, and that he wants all the true muslims to suicide bomb them... Then we take over the middle east, exploit the oil fields, and make KR a mighty fortress in the arabian desert.... We could convince all the remaining muslims that Omen iks Allah, come to lead his people to victory, and then we trun against the emo population, and their only major point in life.... Myspace....
Why will the world end because of a war between two religions? Whats gonna happen, are both their gods going to come down, fight and cause armageddon? i dont think so. It didnt happen in world war 1 or 2 or any other things like that, so what makes this time so different?
On another note; they cancelled simpsons for it!? Kobra, could you ask bush for me to plant some bombs on the CNN homebase or whatever.
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