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Vote Eyesore for Secretary of Offense
Okay, I got bored earlier and decided to see if there was anything about that cocksucking piece of shit, Izar, who has been ignorantly questioning my authority. *Cartman quote goes here*.
This is why Eyesore deserves the title of "Secretary of Offense." Because he launched a pre-emptive strike against this whiny Christian piece of shit like, I dunno, a year or two ago.
Congratulations! When I get off my lazy ass, your avatar will eventually be displayed on all of your Kobra's Corner comments... maybe.
Eyesore, if you're reading this: your first job as Secretary of Offense is to submit a rant to burnjes.us mocking Condolezzer Rice and bashing her as hard as you would the biggest n00b in the fucking universe.
Why? Because she's a threat to your position. Do what I say!! Gah!!!
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