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Hezzbollah: Victorious?
"Pah! You wish. Dream on!!" ~ Funny Fantasy, when you try to give the Fighter a magic spell.
I'm actually surprised that people stupid enough to suicide-bomb school buses filled with innocent children and expect to go into heaven with seventy virgins (more on that later) would be dumb enough to claim victory over Israel. The only reason Israel hasn't nuked their asses is because the United States won't let Israel off its leash.
I mean, seriosuly, think about it. You're a weak little nerd (based on the average reader of my site, that's not a strech of the imagination) who gets bullied alot. Now, you started to take karate, but you're still not very good at it. At all. But you decide to get bold anyway, so you talk shit to your bully. Suddenly he starts beating the living dog shit out of you. If he isn't stopped soon, you might be killed from this severity of a beating.
Now, say that a muscular football player o' awesomeness and +2 strength comes along and pulls him off of you. Do you immediately stand up and choke out these words, "I kicked your ass"? Of fucking course not. If you do that, the football player o' doom is likely to let go of the bully and say "Alright, have a ball."
Same scenario applies in the Middle East. If the only reason you're still alive is because a larger entity than both combatants spares your life, don't claim victory. It's pointless, stupid, and it makes me want to convice Dubya to "accidentally" press "the button" and wipe the whole fucking Middle East off the face of this planet.
Muslims are a fucked up bunch to begin with. They think that suicide-bombing a schoolbus filled with innocent, God-loving children will land them a spot in the ultimate paradise surrounded by seventy virgins. You know, that seventy virgins thing bothers me a bit. If they didn't do anything in their past life, why would they want to do anything with you? Unless all of the virgins are three year olds, and in that case Radical Muslims are sick fucking pedophile pieces of shit.
You know, that must mean that when they suicide bomb a busload of children, they molest all of the children in the afterlife. And you people make fun of the Catholics for doing the same thing.
Okay, you know what? Fuck religion. It's hard to make sense of half the bullshit they preach. Islam is filled with crazy, sand-blasted baby-raping camel-fucking Arabian emos, Judaism is filled with bankers and lawyers, and Christianity is filled with people who think they're doing me a favor by trying to change who I am.
I fucking hate you all, and you all deserve to die. Sic Semper Tyranus! Fuck religion! Fuck Hezzbollah! Fuck Israel! Fuck Lebannon! And, most importantly, Fuck God!
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