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Kobra's Corner Belongs to Kobra
Obviously, logic escapes you people. If your minds could comprehend the simplest of things, then I would not have to sit here and type this article for the purpose of possibly getting it through your thick fucking skulls. Read the title again. And again. And a hundred more times. If it still doesn't click, then you're a hopeless pile of shit and you should hug a telephone pole at a great velocity.
For those of you aren't aware of the recent events, I envy your ignorance. I won't go into the details right now, but two things have been pissing me off recently. First off, people have been telling me how to run my website. Some of their suggestions were good, and I incorporated them (look through the table at the background image... that was in response to someone complaining about the layout being too "plain"). Others were incredibly annoying.
The majority of the Gaming World population decided to whine about the color scheme. You don't like green? Boo-fucking hoo. The color green kicks ass!
Seriously? What better color to use? Blue layouts are incredibly fucking overdone. Red ones are reserved for stereotypical satanist websites (and DHM's Dungeon- which is broken and I'm too lazy to fix). Yellow... ugh! Just, no... Orange? That's actually a possiblity, but dark orange looks like shit. Purple? Gay. Pink? Too manly. Monochrome? Too bold.
So, like it or not, you're stuck with a primarily-green layout. I'm not forcing you to come here. If anything, I'm forcing you to go here.
The other thing that's been pissing me off is people who think I'll respect them while they post their religions opinions here. This website is owned, created, updated, maintained, administrated, and regularly sexually molested by only one man. And that would be me, a 16-year old high school student.
In Kobra's Corner, you don't have an opinion. You must have my opinion. If you don't, you will be either executed as a heretic or banned. All shall bow to the iron fist of communism!
Green isn't my favourite colour, but I would never complain about it on a website. In fact, to help proove green is the cooliest, I have compiled a short list of cool green things:
Melons
Grapes
Emerald Weapon
The Green Goblin
Snot
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Also, Slade from The Way was primarily green (who kicks the ass), as is the Grinch. Anyone who tries to stop the commercialism of a holiday is a-ok in my books.
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