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Good Logic Is Something You Can't Argue With

Exactly one minute ago, I finally gave up on trying to talk sense into "jesusfreak2006." It's become apparent that this guy is so brainwashed that no ammount of reason, logic, or common sense will breech that thick fucking barrier of ignorance that he shields his brain and he hides behind everytime someone points out that he's a hypocritical piece of shit. So, I opened the Admin CP and banned his account.

However, looking back, his presence on Kobra's Realm wasn't completely a negative one. He proved to me that there are people in the world dumber than President Bush, and he gave me plenty of material to write about. So, in a way, because of his overlapping stupidity I've somehow become a better person in a more literal sense than most people use that tired phrase.

By the by, whoever said "practice makes perfect" was a shitfaced liar. That sounds like the kind of catchphrase that you'd expect from one of the old Catholics who were instructing the nuns on how to properly smack someone across the hand with a ruler. A nun with a meter stick versus a ninja with a boken... my money'd still be on the ninja.

Anyway, since most of my posts are intended to have some kind of point, subject, or matter at hand... I suppose I should get to the point.

Logic is a wonderful thing. It is through logic and reason that one can truly understand anything. However, in order to utilize logic, one must be capable of independant thought. Cultists who cling to their precepts and expect a nonexistant being (who is usually a warped version of the Christian "God") to think for them will never be able to utilize such a handy tool. Because of this, they will never win an intelligent argument (See? The key word there is "intelligent").

That is what separates the Church of Omen from the Church of Illuminati-Wannabe Pig Fuckers. See? The Church of Omen isn't really a church at all. Sure, we say things like "Vote Omen For God" and even thought of putting up posters during the class election, but that's what we call an "inside joke." An inside joke that too many people got involved on.

Let me tell you a story. Last year, or was it two years ago? Anyway, Omen was sitting in drama class and he wrote "Omen is God" on a desk because he was bored. The next day, someone wrote "No, Jesus is God!" in response. The moral of the story is if you're gonna argue, then you should at least be right. Don't fire off misconcepted garbage that you ingested and scrambled from the Bible and assumed to be the truth.

There's really nothing more to say. Perhaps I should start throwing in more stories with my posts. What do you guys think? I have quite a few good ones and a handful of gross ones.
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voodooKobra
Also: Ninjas fucking rule! And since the first Ninjas were Japanese pirates, Pirates also rule! But a Robot Nina Pirate with Sorceror powers will PWN J00 ALL!!1 Okay, I'm done.
The Great KeEsH
keh... and that, folks, is why I am non-denominational...
Nightmare2626
I dunno... I'd say the nun would put up a pretty good fight. Have you seen one of those things move when they're in danger?

No?

My point exactly. Whoosh.
Jwguy
hm... Personally I just think denomination is just another attempt at humans trying to achieve superiority over another
rlp
How about 'practice makes better if you stick at it for months and months and months until you can't remember why you were doing this in the first place'? That sound better?
voodooKobra
Hmm... nope. Just sounds more longwinded.
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