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New Stuff

If you haven't noticed, we have some new changes here at Kobra's Corner. For one thing, I got tired of the old banner so I made a new one. This one's much more simplistic and I plan on keeping it for a while.

Also, the front page has been sexified to look even better than it ever has before. I will continue to make small improvements and try to pass it off as progress.

And, of course, we now have a new affiliate joining the Hells' Tour Guides Network (ensuring ourselves a job in the afterlife is called planning ahead... I'll probably get to know Hell very well): HatCorp. HatCorp, despite the misleading name, has very little to do with hats. Indeed, it is more of an independant film website ran by the guy you all know and love (due to the fact that he's probably pressing a knife against your windpipe), Nightmare.

Expect many good things from HatCorp. If you think my rants are funny, then you're fucking insane! What? Were you expecting, "then you'll love HatCorp"? Hell no. You'll love them regardless of how horrible your sense of humor is or HOW far your mind is down the gutter to actually sit here and read my bullshit.

Now go, my slaves! Watch his movies (no masturbating allowed!) and praise him. *evil laugh*
+Comments (5)
Nightmare2626
In your words "Proud to be an affiliate". Except I'd probably add very at the beginning of that sentence.

The banner is more simplistic but looking better. :d
Nightmare2626
Hey, why don't I just retype your whole fucking post? lol
voodooKobra
LMAO! bolden the words you added then put "NOT edited by mashbash"
Omen
But...masturbating is the best thing...
Nightmare2626
QUOTE
53 <- that's the number of people I've referred to HatCorp. Where's my money, bitches?!!


Steve Irwin had it.
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