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Ode To Irwin
Sorry about the misleading title. You see, I dislike writing poetry. I used to write it in the past, but then I heard some fat emo girl reciting poetry at the lunch table my Freshmen year and it kinda ruined it for me.
As you've heard everywhere else in the fucking world, Steve Irwin is dead. A fucking stingray pierced his chest and he died... probably instantly. The point is, he's dead and that's all you're gonna hear anyone else talk about for the next three weeks. Neener neener neener!!
Now, as you may all have come to expect, this is where I would put some asshole-ish statement that makes more wanna-be Jehovah's Witness Illuminati-wannabe cult members pray for my soul, but SURPRISE! there's nothing to be said. Now, I'm not gonna start with the whole "What is this world coming to? *sob*" routine like some of you out there, but I will say that it does kindaSUCK when someone like Steve Irwin dies.
However, that won't stop me from downloading the video as soon as it's released, laughing my ass off, then posting a version of it with "bloopers" sound effects and try to pass it off as something from a horrible animation. Nope. The only thing that's stopping me from posting that abomination is a little thing I like to call "pride that most you-tubers don't have."
Ugh! I went to youtube the other day because my friend Roswell got a Director's account and I wanted to see if I was in any of the videos he posted yet, and I found some incredibly stupid bullshit.
So yeah, rest in pieces or whatever. Hope your kids can cope with your death, blah blah blahedy blah. I'm sure you'll all be sick of hearing about it by tomorrow, if you're not already.
I hate to sound uncaring.... but I really can't sympathize with "Omg, he's dead.."... He's been poking around it all sorts of dangerous crap for years.... In one sense, it's literally his own damn fault....
I do feel bad for the kid though... 1 year-old and won't have a father
I constantly for the past three years warned people about Stingrays. A nice lady at an aquarium told me that you'd be lucky if the stingray's tail went THROUGH you. You might live then.
Only an idiot would try to poke one. Or a glory hunter. Or both.
Still, at least he died young and we won't see his career deteriorate.
Oh wait a moment...
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