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Dada Needs to Take Mockery 101

So, Bart from Gaming World locked the topic for Kobra's Realm and Kobra's Corner saying "topic = shit". Normally, I'd just let something that lame and immature slide. It didn't bother me at all, so I really didn't give a shit.

Then, I checked back and found that a moderator named Dada had replied with the single worst attempt at mockery in all of History! If you read the first 50-something posts, everyone is accusing me of being an immature, irrational asshole. They're not far off, but anyway... this FAS victim comes along and decides to make a post in mockery.

His post:
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topic = shit

Thank you. I will look into those suggestions.


So let me get this straight: everyone is complaining that I'm coming off as a total ass, so then you come along and try to mock me for being respectful? Wow, you sure showed me, Dada! I now see the error in my ways and I will never be an ass and say "thanks... I'll consider it" when someone gives me criticism that three other people already gave me, again.

Although, I'd expect no less from someone named Dada, which is reminiscent of Dadaism. Dadaism is possibly the stupidest form of psuedoart in existance. They do lame, immature shit like draw mustaches on the Mona Lisa... y'know, the kinda thing you'd expect from a three year old labotomy patient with spinal cancer and an IQ of 7. Naturally, it's only fitting that Dada fucked up that bad.

Now, if you're reading this, don't get me wrong: I'm not angry in the least. I'm just fucking amazed that the government will allow someone so stupid to continue breathing with complete utter disregard to the irreversible damage that will be dealt to our society if something this inhumanely stupid is allowed to breed.

If anyone else decides to try and mock me, don't completely half-ass it and then fuck that up.
+Comments (7)
dragonheartman
Notice how long the dada movement lasted. It rivals Seinfeld rerun airtime. Don't get me wrong, that show should. It owns dada.
voodooKobra
Praise Hojo that it didn't last for very long!
dragonheartman
Snag 666
voodooKobra
Heh... that comment is kinda useless, DHM. I'm the only one who can see the comment ID numbers.
Jwguy
And supposively, I'm one of Kobra's Loyal Minions or something.... Yeah, That's it.... It's not anything like, "Because of Morons like the ones mentioned in this post, I sometimes feel the need to Neutrally Support Kobra's Ideas to Destroy them, Even though we pretty much disagree on everything regarding moral value, and Methods in Gray matters..." But No, I'm REALLY Kobra's Minion...

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Jwguy
That and I actually defined an "Omenite" to this Oh-so-great drule guy, and he still didn't know what it was...
voodooKobra
Maybe the big thing that reads "Member of the Omen for God Foundation" would be a clue? Hmm, it seems as though they're so stupid that they're confused when someone explains an inside joke to them.
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Created: September 8, 2006 3:56 pm
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