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If you don't have a sense of humor: KILL YOURSELF
I am sick and tired of stupid bastards at my school who ask me stupid questions and don't realize I'm joking. The other day, my backpack broke so now I bring a wheely-suitcase to school so I can be lazy. Some kid looks at it and asks me if I keep a body in there. I, of course, answered "yes" in an extremely sarcastic voice. He runs and tells the teacher.
Most of the people in my school who don't have a sense of humor are either preps or wiggers (or both). A wigger is, of course, a white kid who acts like rappers on TV and thinks he's cool because of it. Preps are almost like emo kids, but there's a difference:
Prep
Emo
Needs to die but doesn't realize it
Needs to die and realizes it
Since preps are almost emo, I have one solution for both crowds:
SUICIDE.
Yes, suicide. That doesn't mean giving yourself a scar just for the attention. I actually mean killing yourself... prefferably in a manner that isn't noticable if you fail (the back of the neck, the windpipe, etc.) and one that GUARANTEES your death (none of that wrist bullshit)! If you kill yourself, I won't have to put up with your bullshit and lack of sense of humor. Everybody wins... and by everybody I mean everyone who doesn't piss me off!
lol, we actually agree on the genocide of these idiots lol... or maybe Sociocide lol for social groups lol...
The wrist thing does guarantee death, if you do it right... Emos know this and are too wimpy to actually do it, so they purposely do it the wrong way, for exactly what you said: Attention
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