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Excuse Me for Being an Infidel?
There are two types of people I will never understand, and the reason for my lack of understanding is that I will never attempt to dumb my brain down to a level low enough to understand them. The first type of person is someone who is so inconcievably pathetic that they try to kill themselves for attention. We call this type of person "emo". The other type of person calls us "infidels", whatever the hell that means, and then turns around and cowardly kill themselves by blowing themselves up and taking a schoolbus full of innocent children with them to the grave.
And it's not just the suicide that makes me unable to relate with the terrorist. Unlike the emos, the terrorists are successful in their suicides, but they go about it in a way that is so incredibly stupid that it makes me grind my teeth every time I hear about one of them. The fact that they kill hundreds of innocent, small children in the process makes them worse than any emo that I know.
Now, one might think that if we sat "in their shoes" we might find a reason to why such neutered cowards would detonate themselves in such a fashion, but alas, they practically catapult disappointment at our heads. Supposedly, there's some kind of "holy war" involved in their "justification", but that just makes their beliefs sound more distorted than before.
Let's review: because some suicidal turban-wearing jackass declared a "holy war" on Americans (because everyone knows America is the Christian capital of the world and we should ignore most of Europe and the Vatican since they're not prime targets), a bunch of cowards run onto school buses and blow themselves up.
Yeah, that doesn't sound anything like what you'd expect to hear from the followers of a "kind" and "forgiving" God. Then, they go around calling us Infidels. "What the hell is an Infidel?!" Good question! According to dictionary.com, it means "a person who does not accept the Islamic faith" in Muslim use.
So let's get this straight: because we choose to have different beliefs (i.e. those which are derived from common sense) they want to suicide bomb small children on their way to school. Yeah, I can't make any sense of it. Why the hell should I bother, anyway?
I think we can summarily conclude that Terrorists are nothing more than misled, overzealous religious fanatics and don't deserve the right to live. Let this be a lesson to all other zealots out there: If you keep holding so much pride into your beliefs, you'll begin to defy all logic and randomly suicide bomb busloads of Kindergardeners. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson from this.
That lesson being: Religious Fanatics are the only group of people below the Emos.
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