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What's an awesome movie? Team America

Team America is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. The movie follows an actor who joins Team America so that he can use his acting talent to infiltrate a terrorist base. The terrorists (whose language consists of "Derka derka", "Muhammed", and "Jihad") follow Kim Jong Il, who plans on destroying the world by giving the terrorists Weapons of Mass Destruction and telling them to detonate them during the upcoming "Peace Conference." I don't want to give away too much, but the movie kicked ass.

Graphically, it wasn't that great. The people who made the movie spent forever making it seem more ghetto (they made it look more like ventriloquism than 3D modelling) and the "fight scene" was hilarious but looked cheap as hell.

I don't want to give away too much, else I'd ruin the jokes. (What? Did you think I care about ruining the plot? Hell no!) I'd recommend this movie to anyone who doesn't get easily grossed-out.

My score: Nine swastikasstars out of ten.
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Modified: April 27, 2006 6:29 pmCreated: November 13, 2005 8:04 pm
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