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So That Means You All Condemn ''Bowling For Columbine'' Too, Right?

I've read an immense amount of criticism directed towards a game called Super Columbine Massacre RPG. And, to say the least, my bullshit detector went emo and self-destructed. In protest of their overwhelming stupidity, I decided to host a copy of the game on Kobra's Realm for two reasons: I agree with Danny Ledonne for making this game. And, to be honest, I wanted to be spiteful to those close-minded presumptuous assholes.

What I love most is when these assholes say stuff like "I refuse to download this video game, [but I must be psychic] because I already know it's a blood-fest that glorifies and endorses wanton slaughter of innocent civilians just by looking at the damn NAME of the game." When I first encountered these idiots, I thought "Please. Nobody could possibly be this stupid." Wrong. These idiots usually followed it up with an analogy of making a game about incestuous rape or how much they enjoyed movies such as "Bowling for Columbine" and how deplorable they found this horrendous game that they haven't even played yet.

If you're one of the aforementioned dipshits, I have one simple question for you: How is this game any different from the Columbine documentaries? You'll probably mumble some ill-formed sentence about blood lust, and I'll probably chokeslam you into a tiger pit for being so incredibly stupid. The only difference from Super Columbine Massacre RPG and the dozens of documentaries about the shootings are, other than the obvious different media, the fact that the central characters are Eric and Dylan. This isn't some contrived story pieced together from traumatized victims recalling how horrible it was, this is you witnessing the horror they are unleashing from their point of view, and probably being sickened by it.

The disgust for their actions is complemented by an understanding of Eric and Dylan, the people. Not two psychopathic "goth" kids who went on a rampage to kill everyone because they popped pills, played violent games, and listened to music; but because they were beat down every day and began to hate each and every person at the school. By seeing it from their eyes, we are able to gain a greater perspective on what happened that day. Some counter-criticisms have claimed that it's "the opposite perspective" when compared to the rudimentary documentaries, but that claim isn't accurate. Super Columbine Massacre RPG is as close of an unbiased view at the Columbine shooting as we will ever have the opportunity to witness.

Yet, in spite of all this, the fanatics crawl out from the woodwork to send Danny Ledonne hatemail, threats, and overall anger just because he decided to take a controversial stand that they themselves were too afraid to take, for fear of offending someone. There's a thin line between controversial and offensive, and this game doesn't cross that line. Trust me, I've played it all the way through. The message isn't "let's go shoot up a school," you morons. The message is: This is what happened, and this is why they did it.

Anyone who refuses to accept this needs to pull their head out of their ass and stop clinging to what the media has declared as "acceptable." Sometimes you gotta push the envelope, and that's what Danny did. If you don't like it, then don't play the game. It's that simple. While we're on that subject, what are you people accomplishing by attacking him? Ledonne has no intentions of pulling his game from the internet, and he already said that this would be his only RPG Maker project. But far be it from you to understand logic. Just keep on suckin' sustenance from the media's teet and spitting fire at people for standing up for a neutral perspective, you fascist douche-bags.

And anyone who attempts to get me to pull the download from my website will be ball-gagged and ass-raped with a giant spork. Either that, or added to my block list. I can't decide which.
+Comments (30)
xEspeRx
Lol your bullshit detector went emo and self-destructed. That's funny. Too bad emo kids can't actually self-destruct.
Jwguy
"There are those who never find a functional place in society; So they try to take the place of others, through hypocricy, idiocy, and some sadistic pleasure undefined. Though we are different in many ways, we are all, basically and Physically, the same; Those who grow towards this path however, lack a will to strive for justification in their actions so much as compensation for them. 'Weak-minded' is the term we label them, our brothers, with. For they would sacrifice all reason, honor, and dignity for what we would think of them."

-Some Long Text on the beginning of Man...

I agree with most of this, The Game isn't exceptional in quality, but it's not exactly a "LET'S SHOOT'EM UP" Western either. I disagree with the methods taken by Eric and Dylan, intensely, but hiding from something because of the result, does not clarify the cause.

The Cause may not be justified, but it is there nonetheless, and the only thing learning about it can do, is benefit society, or none at all; Evil, however, is conspicuosly absent, unless you are one of those idiots who would rather try to recreate this scenario.

Fate favors the wise.
voodooKobra
Keep in mind, this was Ledonne's only RPG Maker game. He's a film maker, after all; not a game designer. We have higher standards because we can meet our own technical expectations. Imagine your first RPG Maker game having this much attention.
daniellewhowill
daniellewhowill
no no no. i disagree
there is no reaosn why they did it.
nly pussies kill people with guns and you know that.
theres no reason for anyone to kill anyone.
ome fucking saddoes couldnt handle some bullies sot hey brought guns to school. what a pussy way to get out of it. i have no respect for them or the game creator. when columbine happend those years ago, it was a sad day. nooone knows why it hapend except those boys who did it.
oh and you...mr. director of 'bowling for columbine', can kiss my white ass. Im a republican bitch!
daniellewhowill
no no no. i disagree
there is no reaosn why they did it.
nly pussies kill people with guns and you know that.
theres no reason for anyone to kill anyone.
ome fucking saddoes couldnt handle some bullies sot hey brought guns to school. what a pussy way to get out of it. i have no respect for them or the game creator. when columbine happend those years ago, it was a sad day. nooone knows why it hapend except those boys who did it.
oh and you...mr. director of 'bowling for columbine', can kiss my white ass. Im a republican bitch!
Crono Maniac
Thank you, Daniellewhowill. You have given me the chance to do something I've wanted to do since I started reading Kobra's Corner.
Respond to a moron's comment.

First, let's point out your mistakes in posting. You posted a blank comment AND double posted. This only enunciates your stupidity.

Second, you have absolutely no idea how to use proper punctuation. "no no no. i disagree there is no reaosn why they did it." The correct way to point out your ideals in that sentence would be "No no no, I disagree. There is no reason why they did it." Note the correct spelling, punctuation, and capitalization.

Third, your ideas are meaningless. I can somewhat see where your coming from, in some cases. Here are your statements.

1) There is no reason why they did it.

You go on to give a reason in a later sentence. As Kobra would stay, my bull**** alarm is going off.

FAILED

2) There is no reason to kill someone.

What do murderers give at trials? Reasons. Of course, killing is wrong (despite what Omen says), but people have reasons.

FAILED

3) Only pussies kill people with guns.

I don't know exactly what you're trying to say. The way you say it, it sounds like you mean that there is a "manly" or "correct" way to kill someone. What do you suggest? Strangling? A knife? Placing them in a pit slowly filling with Atari 2600 E.T. cartridges? Or are you just an idiot who doesn't know what he's trying to say?

FAILED

4) Ome (huh?) f***ing saddoes (again, huh?) couldn't handle the bullies so they brought guns to school.

You make it sound like the bullies weren't at fault. Let me guess, they were "building other student's characters"? You're a loser.

FAILED

5) Nobody knows why it happened except the boys who did it.

Tell that to Jack Thompson. I bet you and him are great buddies aren't you? Having nice talks about stereotypical "republican values".

FAILED

But your last sentence was really a touchy one for me. Quote I'm a republican, b****! Unquote. You are just as much a republican as that bloody communist Charlie Crist. ("I know! Let's interfere with the capitalist system! Take down those insurance rates! Forbid them from leaving the state or stop serving the people! Oh ooh! Let's break off of the US and form the, get this, PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF FLORIDA. Except it's not a republic, it's a dictatorship! And I'm the dictator!" It's like something out of Atlas Shrugged.) You are the type of person that gives us conservatives a bad name. You especially give us secular conservatives a headache.

In conclusion, you are an imbecile. Columbine was a tragedy. Do not try to muck up the one neutral point of view.
voodooKobra
I am utterly speechless. *shuts up, then everyone at Gaming World yells "Huzzah!"*
Crono Maniac
Thanks.
daniellewhowill
just so you know killer, the double post was an accident.
i dont bust your ass for your opnion.
and my comment about pussies using guns is about the whole Sosa deal.
but im glad it makes you feel confident to put other people down. youre a great person
voodooKobra
Danielle: keep in mind that most of my readers aren't in the United States, let alone Lee County.
Omen
@Crono maniac: Bravo.

Daniellewhowill: Shut the fuck up, the local issues with sosa are about some punkass kids who think they are "gangsta" by killing two kids. They deserve to rot, and so they will.

Eric and Dylan obviously did it because they hated how things were going in life either at home, school, or life in general. They didn't just decide "Lets shoot some people to be cool", acts such as those are out of desperation, something obviuosly pushed them to the edge. They are not "pussies" for what they did. Its just horrible it had to happen that way.

On the other hand, they could have killed everyone and I wouldn't give a shit either way.

I win.
Crono Maniac
When I read "Sosa", I thought he was referencing the "Twinkin' Out" column in 8-Bit Theater. And thanks Danielle. I am indeed a great person.
daniellewhowill
ack, you guys are mean.
noone should let themselves be that effected by someone to go and kill people.
Crono Maniac
I'm sorry if you thought I was advocating murder. You are absolutely right in your last post. On a lighter note, I'm happy to see someone using the term "ack". I started utilizing that word after Lucca from the video game "Chrono Trigger" says "Ack!" when shes scratched by a Naga-Ette. My brother's think it's stupid, but they're obviously wrong because "Chrono Trigger" is inherently perfect.
voodooKobra
Chrono Trigger? Anything but perfect?

Division by zero.
Crono Maniac
I'm a little confused by your statement. "Anything but perfect" seems to signify that Chrono Trigger is not perfect. But the "division by zero" statement obviously means infinity. Do you mean its infinitly perfect or infinitly imperfect?
voodooKobra
Division by zero is an "impossible" operation for computers to process. I was implying "does not compute"
daniellewhowill
uh, wtf is chrono trigger?
voodooKobra
The best RPG ever.
daniellewhowill
how the hell was i supposed to know that?
voodooKobra
You could've done like I usually do and consult God. AKA Google.
Omen
since when did I change my name to google bitch. lol
voodooKobra
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

Since then.
daniellewhowill
im a yahoo whore. not google
voodooKobra
QUOTE
im a yahoo whore. not google

I fixed your post.
Jwguy
I can't believe I missed all of this... ZOMG!

But then, It seems like you guys handled her (I don't really Care Who it is, I'm sticking with "Her") pretty well! Hooray!
Crono Maniac
Yahoo? Psh. All hail the immortal, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient Google! And Danielle, if you can't figure out what Chrono Trigger is, then how are we supposed to know what "ALC High" is? (see "What's Agnosticism? Is It Slang For SATAN?")
voodooKobra
This topic has gotten completely derailed.
voodooKobra
Playing Columbine - Go there, motherfuckers!
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