Questions that have never been asked because I preemptively labeled them as "frequently asked:"
Will you have a booth at any of these conventions?
No.
Why not?
I have nothing to sell and I don't want your damn money.
Will you be making a big deal about your presence at the convention in any significant way?
Not really.
Why bother going to the conventions then?
For my own personal enjoyment.
What is your reason for posting this schedule where the public can see it?
On the off-chance that someone wants to meet me in real life for whatever reason, this will enable them to do so.
How are we supposed to recognize you?
Look through the pictures of past conventions and memorize my face, I suppose.
Are you as much of an asshole in real life as you are in your writing?
Yes, but I don't express it as much unless I think it will result in comedy. Then I express it even more.
Will you be traveling alone?
No, I always go with a small group of friends, though not always the same ones. During events in Lee County, FL, I will most likely be accompanied by all of my friends.
Will there be foam weapons?
Yes.
You should go to [insert unlisted convention here]!
If you're willing to pay for my travel costs and for the hotel room, and the convention is conveniently scheduled (no conflicts with school, other conventions, or anything else going on in my life), then yes, I will go. That's not gonna happen, though. On the offchance that it does, I will gladly call your bluff.
What is your attitude towards furry conventions?
Scathing indifference. Nakamacon has a significant furry component, and there is usually a furry presence at most conventions. If you care enough to ask, though, you're probably asking for the wrong reasons.
Would you sign something and/or take a picture with me?
Sure, why not?
Will you be making a new post about every event you attend?
For the ones that last more than a day and/or require traveling more than 25 miles, most likely. Otherwise, it depends how I feel.
What happened to the possibility of going to Dragon Con?
