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Preemptive Strike
A friend of mine has brought to my attention that having an article called "Blasting Loud Music Doesn't Compensate for Having Balls" and then saying how awesome Metal music is because you can blast it to ignore people might cause some confusion, and possibly lead you morons to believe I'm not infallible. So let me clear this up before I have to deal with a torrent of bullshit:
Blasting music with the bass turned all the way up while driving around your ex-girlfriend's workplace makes you a fucking idiot. Blasting Metal into your ears (via headphones) so you can safely ignore all the fucking idiots sitting around you makes you have lower blood pressure, and therefore doesn't make you an idiot.