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New Section. Pay Attention.
I've decided to open a section of Kobra's Corner for funny, true stories that have happened to me and my friends. To help me share some of them, I am going to let Omen post some of them himself, whenever he gets around to it.
Any story that I write in that section will be normal, while any section that Omen writes will look like this:
So this one day my friend grabbed a piece of chicken and said "Yeah, you know how us black guys love fried chicken" so I said to him "From my experience, black people love to eat fried chicken, watermelon, and THE CURB!!" We laughed our asses off.
That's me paraphrasing a story he told me once. Any paraphrasing will look normal, since I'm writing it. If it's in big, red, Arial Black letters then Omen's writing it. That way, you know that I'm not responsible for the content of the post, some 18 year old computer geek with the Anarchist's Cookbook memorized with a job at a Water Treatment plant is. Oh, probably shouldn't have said that. Oh well, it's not like the feds will start breathing down his neck or anything.
On that note, I'm the best friend a guy could ask for. Not only do I get him jumped by every minority in school, but I get the feds on his ass. "Thanks, Kobra. Where would I be without you? Probably NOT in a body cast" he might say.
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