Jwguy
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lol, are you admitting to Homosexuality or something?
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voodooKobra
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Jwguy
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Just saying.... That sentence and that picture give the wrong impression IMO  |
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voodooKobra
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Yeah, well, uh, hey look an obvious distraction!
Just kidding. This is called "fuel for the fire." I'm expecting some dumbass to hatemail me and reference to this for "prrof" of their accusations. Yes, that is spelled wrong and I don't care. |
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Jwguy
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lol, You're right Trees are awesome, but I don't see what this has to do with it..... oh damn.... XD |
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voodooKobra
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Yes, trees ARE awesome, but you need to stop smoking them then posting on my website.
To those who aren't in the know: smoking trees is slang for smoking weed. I am not retarded for making that sentence, but I'm probably close for knowing bullshit street slang. |
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Jwguy
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Man, You deceptive little bitch.... You distracted me... Horribly.... WITH TREES NO LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But now I'm back.... Trees arent good to smoke IMO
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voodooKobra
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Stop with your opinions! This isn't Jewguy's Corner, is it? If anything, it would be Jewguy's Bank!
Now I'm gonna go sit elsewhere and let you block all the incoming hatemail. |
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Jwguy
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You just had to call me Jewguy.... I feel sad now.... IMO XD |
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voodooKobra
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I would ban you but then KC's activity would grind to a screeching halt. |
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Jwguy
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lol, Yes.... Us Jews are good for attendance stats... lol |
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voodooKobra
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I knew it! Enough spamming. We need to get back on topic...
Oh wait. This was a spam topic. Ah, well... carry on, I suppose. |
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Jwguy
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voodooKobra
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I take your bet and raise you "recur"
What now, bitch? Cuh? Nigga? Dawg? Emo??? |
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Jwguy
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You didnt just go there, Fine, I'll raise you tenfold.
I got 2 nines, a 4, and 2 aces... |
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voodooKobra
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I got 3 sixes, a 0, and a "Vote Omen for God" business card. It's sexay! |
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Jwguy
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lol, My hand's called A Knife in your face!
I guess I win by default! Yay |
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voodooKobra
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I rolled a 20, so that's an instant reflex save followed by an attack of opportunity. |
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Jwguy
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yeah, but I'm invincible... I have at least the rest of my Mortality to finish you off lol |
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voodooKobra
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Nothing beats a Natural 20. Not even a +1 Cloak of Invincibility and a +2 Ring of Harry Pothead |
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Jwguy
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Indeed, But I am No-one.... not nothing.... Wait... that doesnt sound right.... |
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voodooKobra
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Oh my god, I knew it!
EMO! |
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Jwguy
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PURE HORROR BURNS THE SKIN!!!!! |
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voodooKobra
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An emo dragonforce fan who crossdresses (oh wait I already said emo) and listens to Christian pop and ENJOYS IT!!
Where'd I put my shotgun? |
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Jwguy
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voodooKobra
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I dunno... I think I jumped ahead to the posts I were expecting us to make. I've gotten ahead of my own spam. God, that takes skill.
And manliness. |
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Jwguy
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lol, or total idiocy... but yeah whatever's cool lol |
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voodooKobra
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If I wasn't preoccupied with the new 8-bit theater, I'd kill you and molest your corpse. |
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Jwguy
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....That's almost as disturbing as Dragonforce.... |
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voodooKobra
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Fuck you, man! At least what I said isn't about gay fairies and fire and saving the day. |
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voodooKobra
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And no, that's not an offer...  |
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Jwguy
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lol true.. I guess You are many levels above them, but that was still... eh lol
Btw, 30 comments in less then a few minutes... XD |
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voodooKobra
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To anyone who read all of our comments, I suppose I should apologize for putting you through this, but I won't. You brought it upon yourself.
This is why I can never be a celebrity. I'll put my biggest fans through the cruellest of tortures for my own amusement. Well, anyway, next time you see a new article with 30+ comments and over 150 pageviews, you'll know not to read them all, lest your IQ drops at the same rate it would if you read the Bible. |
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too late Kobra, Madonna beat you to it |
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Jwguy
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Madonna is a wannabe Omenite, or so I've heard *Continues reading the book* |
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voodooKobra
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Jwguy
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I think he means she tortures her fans cruelly. Or so I've heard.
Still, When she was rejected from "Omenism" because of her lack of Hatred towards emos, she continued to worship an Idol made out of Bubble-gum, Gram Crackers, and a Football, erected to resemble Omen.
WANNABE! lol |
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voodooKobra
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Whenever I see any form of the word "erect" in the same sentence as Omen, I shudder to think of all the misinterpretations people could make. |
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Nightmare2626
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Jewguy? HA! Don't be silly, rat people can't access the internet. |
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Jwguy
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lol a joke, Everyone.... I mean FUCKING EVERYONE! calls me jewguy if I am playing a game online.
Call of Duty 2
Uno
Gunbound
FFXI
EVERYONE! I'M NOT A JEW! GET A FUCKING CLUE!!!!
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voodooKobra
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You're a Jenova's Witness then? Praise Hojo! |
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