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Just because people who send me hatemail don't question my sexuality, albeit in horrible sentences, enough.
+Comments (41)
Jwguy
lol, are you admitting to Homosexuality or something?
voodooKobra
Hell no.
Jwguy
Just saying.... That sentence and that picture give the wrong impression IMO
voodooKobra
Yeah, well, uh, hey look an obvious distraction!

Just kidding. This is called "fuel for the fire." I'm expecting some dumbass to hatemail me and reference to this for "prrof" of their accusations. Yes, that is spelled wrong and I don't care.
Jwguy
lol, You're right Trees are awesome, but I don't see what this has to do with it..... oh damn.... XD
voodooKobra
Yes, trees ARE awesome, but you need to stop smoking them then posting on my website.

To those who aren't in the know: smoking trees is slang for smoking weed. I am not retarded for making that sentence, but I'm probably close for knowing bullshit street slang.
Jwguy
Man, You deceptive little bitch.... You distracted me... Horribly.... WITH TREES NO LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But now I'm back.... Trees arent good to smoke IMO
voodooKobra
Stop with your opinions! This isn't Jewguy's Corner, is it? If anything, it would be Jewguy's Bank!

Now I'm gonna go sit elsewhere and let you block all the incoming hatemail.
Jwguy
You just had to call me Jewguy.... I feel sad now.... IMO XD
voodooKobra
I would ban you but then KC's activity would grind to a screeching halt.
Jwguy
lol, Yes.... Us Jews are good for attendance stats... lol
voodooKobra
I knew it! Enough spamming. We need to get back on topic...

Oh wait. This was a spam topic. Ah, well... carry on, I suppose.
Jwguy
I concur IMO XD
voodooKobra
I take your bet and raise you "recur"

What now, bitch? Cuh? Nigga? Dawg? Emo???
Jwguy
You didnt just go there, Fine, I'll raise you tenfold.

I got 2 nines, a 4, and 2 aces...
voodooKobra
I got 3 sixes, a 0, and a "Vote Omen for God" business card. It's sexay!
Jwguy
lol, My hand's called A Knife in your face!

I guess I win by default! Yay
voodooKobra
I rolled a 20, so that's an instant reflex save followed by an attack of opportunity.
Jwguy
yeah, but I'm invincible... I have at least the rest of my Mortality to finish you off lol
voodooKobra
Nothing beats a Natural 20. Not even a +1 Cloak of Invincibility and a +2 Ring of Harry Pothead
Jwguy
Indeed, But I am No-one.... not nothing.... Wait... that doesnt sound right....
voodooKobra
Oh my god, I knew it!

EMO!
Jwguy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PURE HORROR BURNS THE SKIN!!!!!
voodooKobra
An emo dragonforce fan who crossdresses (oh wait I already said emo) and listens to Christian pop and ENJOYS IT!!

Where'd I put my shotgun?
Jwguy
Wait... Who?!
voodooKobra
I dunno... I think I jumped ahead to the posts I were expecting us to make. I've gotten ahead of my own spam. God, that takes skill.

And manliness.
Jwguy
lol, or total idiocy... but yeah whatever's cool lol
voodooKobra
If I wasn't preoccupied with the new 8-bit theater, I'd kill you and molest your corpse.
Jwguy
....That's almost as disturbing as Dragonforce....
voodooKobra
Fuck you, man! At least what I said isn't about gay fairies and fire and saving the day.
voodooKobra
And no, that's not an offer...
Jwguy
lol true.. I guess You are many levels above them, but that was still... eh lol

Btw, 30 comments in less then a few minutes... XD
voodooKobra
To anyone who read all of our comments, I suppose I should apologize for putting you through this, but I won't. You brought it upon yourself.

This is why I can never be a celebrity. I'll put my biggest fans through the cruellest of tortures for my own amusement. Well, anyway, next time you see a new article with 30+ comments and over 150 pageviews, you'll know not to read them all, lest your IQ drops at the same rate it would if you read the Bible.
Celitus


too late Kobra, Madonna beat you to it
Jwguy
Madonna is a wannabe Omenite, or so I've heard *Continues reading the book*
voodooKobra
Madonna did what now?
Jwguy
I think he means she tortures her fans cruelly. Or so I've heard.

Still, When she was rejected from "Omenism" because of her lack of Hatred towards emos, she continued to worship an Idol made out of Bubble-gum, Gram Crackers, and a Football, erected to resemble Omen.

WANNABE! lol
voodooKobra
Whenever I see any form of the word "erect" in the same sentence as Omen, I shudder to think of all the misinterpretations people could make.
Nightmare2626
Jewguy? HA! Don't be silly, rat people can't access the internet.
Jwguy
lol a joke, Everyone.... I mean FUCKING EVERYONE! calls me jewguy if I am playing a game online.

Call of Duty 2
Uno
Gunbound
FFXI

EVERYONE! I'M NOT A JEW! GET A FUCKING CLUE!!!!

XD
voodooKobra
You're a Jenova's Witness then? Praise Hojo!
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