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Programming Class
I hate Programming newbies.
I'm sitting in Programming 2 (which basically makes me co-teacher), and I'm surrounded by nimrods and jocks who don't do a damn thing all day. To be fair, I don't either.
My job in this class is to assist people with problems they may have with the programming. The problem is I keep getting stupid questions like "What should I name my 'counter variable'?" How about intCounter, dumbass! Visual Basic is the easiest programming language in the entire fucking planet (second only to RPG Maker events) and these idiots still get confused.
Right now the teacher is assigning an open book exam, and she's telling them "If you ask him how to set up a textbox, he's gonna tell you to read it for yourself" (referring to me, of course). I just fucking KNOW I'm gonna have to help some dumbass figure out how to make a New Project.
To be fair, these are the same dumbfucks who type entire paragraphs into search engines. "Why can't I find it?!"
Sorry if anyone read this expecting something funny. I'm too pissed to make any jokes right now. It's like they stopped accepting only the best students into Programming class. Three of the students are football players who coast by with a 100% A+ for not doing a damn thing while my friend Dan sits down and works his ass off making decent programs and gets an A-.
Me, Dan, my friend Andrew, and Warren's girlfriend Alyssa are the only people in the class who know what the heck's going on. And so help me God if someone asks me how to make a Label.
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