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So My Site is Ugly. What's Your Point?
Hey guys. Just so you're aware of this:
You aren't the first person to e-mail me, out of the blue, to tell me that my website is ugly.
I know, this probably comes as a shock, but a lot of people have tried to make me change my site to suit their interests. This isn't Kobra's Communism (I represent THE PEOPLE!), this is Kobra's Corner. I rule, and you all lose. Rape is a good analogy for this. Either you can enjoy it or you can be in a world of hurting. Speaking of rape, I brought you a soda.
Here's a list of other things that everyone has told me, just so you know what I've heard a million times before:
You're gay.
Your site sucks.
You're just afraid to be different. Stop hating emos.
You're an asshole.
You're going to die a cold, lonely virgin from rectal bleeding and cancer.
That's a lie. I do get mail. And it's always gay chain-mail-letter crap things.
"If you do not give a nickel to this poor ethiopian with a disfiguring disease that gives him extra body parts and send this e-mail to 75n people where n is the number of people in your contacts list you will grow an extra nose."
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