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I won't be updating on a daily basis, you idiots. Stop saying "make another post at kobras i am is bored." I'm not your personal fucking entertainer, and this shit doesn't just materialize out of nothing. Here's some things you can do inbetween my infrequent updates:
1. Masturbate
2. Become an hero (look up 4chan if you're confused about this one)
3. Stare at a blank screen
4. Lurk on 4chan.org
5. Post a comment
6. Work on Dragon Heart!!! (for DragonHeartMan only)
7. Reread my entire website. Twice.
8. Get a job.
9. Get a life.
10. Get a girlfriend (note: this is best saved for last, as the odds of you finding one are slim and you shouldn't prioritize impossible goals first)
11. Read Chris's regimented, updated-weekly website.
12. Get a blow job.
13. Give a blow job. Equivalent exchange, bitch.
14. Stop reading this and go lose some weight, you fat piece of shit.
15. Stop taking this list seriously.
16. Masturbate, again. You were probably going to, anyway.
17. Suicide
18. Suicide. Seriously.
19. Get a boyfriend.
20. Make fun of Esper for being creepy
21. Spam-raid Wikipedia
22. Fuck yourself.
23. Download some music.
24. Strike terror into the heart of Boston.
25. Think of something original to do in your spare time and stop relying on me to think for you.
That's a good enough list for now. Updates will be scarce indefinitely so I can make an excuse for my laziness.
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