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You Probably Suck at Life...
Wait, no. It's a given. There is no "probably" about it. Keep that in mind as you lurk on Chris's website. And for the love of all that is unholy- wait. All that is unholy. Does anyone else realize how stupid that is?
Holy is supposed to be derived from a Hebrew word meaning "separate," so unholy would just mean the mundane. So unholy is the same old boring shit, and all the whiny goth bastards are so full of shit their eyes are brown. Yes brown, and not black. Stoofu newb!
Now you're probably expecting me to get to the point of my original paragraph, but *SURPRISE!* there wasn't a point for me to return to. So why update at all?
I'll let you figure that one out. In the mean time, I will be watching you. No, seriously. I'm watching you right now. Do you think those counters at the bottom of the site just kept track of hits? Oh, lord, you have no idea do you? Why don't you just bend over and grab your ankles right now?
Speaking of which, Prison Sex is a good song and I will be uploading it before I got work. Enjoy it, you sadistic son of a bitch.
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