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Spring Break is Upon Us!
What are your plans this Sunday? Mine involve sitting on my fat ass listening to Tool's song Eulogy then maybe throwing rocks at the kids down the road while they search for the easter eggs. Then, once I get out of jail, I'll add some easter eggs to this article via comment tags. On second thought, screw that shit. I'll just treat it like every other day. Fuck Easter!
The greatest thing about Easter is that my store is closed so I can spend the entire day sitting outside Dollar General laughing at the homeless bastards who want to shop there, then kick their asses for being putrid homeless bastards.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this, and you're probably waiting for a punch-line of some sort. Maybe I'm just trying to torture you, the reader, by leading you to believe that there'd be something funny here, make you read endless lines of boring text, and then leave with an incurable feeling of disappointment. And then there's this particular article.
Let's face it-- I've run out of stuff to write about. The list of things that pisses me off has pretty much over-encompassed everything I could write about for the next 20 years. Anything after that point would be the same rehashed bullshit and, even if my website got international attention, I'd just end up like Maddox. One update every few months, and that update won't even be worth the wait. Fuck that.
So if you continue to read Kobra's Corner expecting a rant every few days, you're going to be grossly disappointed. This website is about me, not you. So I'll only write about what I want, not what makes you funny. If that's fine with you, then you're one of the few who actually knows what the purpose of my website is. Then there's those of you who send me e-mails asking if they can advertise timeshares on my Florida Sucks page.
So what does it all mean? If you ask XKCD, he'll get out the super-soaker. If you ask me, I'll just say I'm being lazy. But if you ask any of my readers, they'll say I'm abandoning them (which will be followed by me throwing a mallet at them due to their overwhelming stupidity).
Updates won't be scarce, but rants will be until something else pisses me off that doesn't involve my personal life. Until then, *raises a glass filled with Vodka and Orange Juice* I'll be right over here working on All Things Sacred. Yes, that does mean I picked the project back up.
But Kobra, Easter is one of the most important day of the year! It was the day our great lord was resurrected on the tip of Death Peak. How can you be so be so condescending of the rebirth of the great Crono?
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