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Now for an actual update. I haven't done one of these in almost two months.
For starters, I put a count of the number of visitors logged since 2006 on the index and stats pages because people kept whining about pageviews not being an accurate measure of traffic. As if I even gave a shit about traffic.
Traffic figures serve two purposes: The first being the obvious ePenis inflation. The other is for statistical purposes (i.e. How many people read this particular page?). If it really concerns you THAT badly, you need to get a life. If you care about attention more than content, you're going to fail miserably as a writer.
Since I'm writing in the psuedoblog news section of my website, I might as well mention that I only have 18 days of freedom left until my senior year of High School begins... and I still haven't received my goddamn class schedule! Also, those 18 days will most likely be squandered either at work or sleeping.
If you're sitting there bored and wondering when I'll update next, don't bother asking.