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Search Queries
I've got little else to write about at the moment, so here's a look at some of the search queries people have entered into google that have led people to Kobra's Corner. I'll only include the funny/interesting/weird ones:
america is not a kitchen, dont vote hilary - Yay sexism.
are you a loser if you're a virgin - If you have to ask, you are.
beating someone into a coma - If you need to search on Google for this, you probably won't be able to do it.
bisexual lolicon - Dude; you're fucked up in the head.
ca$h feenz - What the fuck are you smoking? "Feenz" isn't even a word, you cock-mongler!
columbine massacre and homeschool - If you shoot up your home, that's just a double/triple/etc. murder.
country songs about pussy - You'll find plenty of country songs about dick, but since all Country music singers are gay, there are no country songs about pussy. If any are found, they immediately become "old Country."
date brad paisley's ticks first played on radio - How do you people honestly give half a shit? Seriously?!
dr phil bankruptcy - I can only hope.
dragon cock vore - There are so many things wrong with you.
easy ways to kill someone - It's called "Stop being a pussy."
emo + give razor blades away - I agree and approve with this notion.
emotion corner - I'm actually offended that some prick found my website by searching for something so... pathetic!
eric bauman photo - I don't know why anybody wants to see a photo of that fat, greasy, crater-faced bastard.
every possible question ever asked - ... Google is supposed to know this?
favoritism and school staff - This yielded 464,000 results... favoritism and school staff kinda go HAND IN HAND. Ever played football? Then you know.
fetish stories from master kobra - What. The. Fuck?!
funny pick up truck country songs - Spoiler: There aren't any.
gangsta nigga baggys - Even my (un)encyclopedic knowledge of gangster bullshit doesn't hold any information regarding what the hell "baggys" are supposed to be.
gator done, larry the cable guy - "Gator done?" That's the worst pun I've ever heard! At least Mussolini made the trains run on thyme was funny. This is just a pathetic attempt at comedy by a pathetic non-comedian. Larry the Cable Guy sucks.
girl who reads romance and masturbates - Bah! Romance isn't sexually stimulating, you clod! The only purpose of romance is to treat patients with insomnia.
gods playing groud - Now I have whiny Christians reading this page? Ugh!
good gangster guns - Gangster marksmanship is an oxymoron. The only good "gangster" gun would be one with the sights on the sides of the barrel.
guys who are not emotional - See also "real men."
hater x hater hentai - You aren't going to find any hentai here. Sorry to disappoint.
hentai infantilism pictures - That's gross on so many levels.
hot mom vore - I'm at a loss for words at this one.
how pathetic is your life? quiz - Very. Now go away.
how should homework be factored into high school grades - It shouldn't.
how should voters decide who to vote for - For starters, by NOT asking search engines to make the decision for you.
how to avoid masturbating - I want to be surprised by this, but I can't be.
how to kill some one and get away with it - Good luck with that one.
how to live with your annoying parents - This is an easy one: STOP YOUR BITCHING AND DO AS THEY SAY!!
index islamic e men @hotmail.com "@yahoo.com" -@aol.com - What?
larry the cable guy is a piece of shit - The truth has been spoken... and then punched into Google.
lonely pathetic people - I believe you want EMO.
middle school consequences -detention - Middle School? Who gives half a shit! It's not like Middle School has any power over your life outside the campus.
oblivion pregnant mods - One of these days I will find every single twisted person like you and kill every one with fire.
oprah winfrey is a fraud - As much as I want to agree, I know she's sincere in everything she whines about.
over fifties cock suckers - To think there's people who like Lemon Party... *hurl*
picture of were kobra live - First, you spelled "where" wrong. Second, you aren't going to find a picture of where I live on Google, dipshit!
playing a fighter/wizard - Yawn. How about some originality?
redneck like sisters - Arkansas? Kentucky? Am I getting closer?
romance in video games - Suggestion: Also search for "the cancer that is killing the video game industry."
shitting lolicon - I wish I was making this one up.
shutting up a girlfriend - Five words, one is onomatopoeia: POW! Right in the kisser!
small kids fucking - Whoever searched for this; please promptly commit suicide.
songs about cheating women - It's called "country."
strange beastiality - That's a redundancy.
the best cock sucker site in the world - What the fuck, Google? You need to seriously reprogram your algorithms.
tim mcgraw im your buckaroo - I'm surprised you half-wits know how to use a search engine. I guess I can applaud you for this much.
we bout to have a gangsta party - You bout to piss me off and bleed from every orifice in your body.
whale games - Who the hell wants to play a game starring a whale? Unless you mean whaling... which would rock hard.
what is the country song where he sings about the days? - If you don't know how to use a fucking search engine, get off the internet.
what its like to kill someone - I was told once that, "Killing a man is like smoking a cigarette. The first one makes you sick, and after that it's a habit."
what makes a hit rap song - Lots of incomprehensible sounds, horrible beats, and overused bass.
why do girls piss me off so much? - Because you bat for the other team.
wizard real life role playing - "real life role playing?" Eat shit.
yiff porn - Furry porn? Not here.
yuna having sex with tidus video - Why in the nine hells did my site turn up as a search result?!
Thank you, Google Analytics, for opening my eyes to how disgusting people really are.
Y'know, this was probably counterproductive since this is just going to encourage search engines to include KR in the results for the aforementioned search queries. Oh well.
New ones from the past 4 days:
maddox is stupid - Uh... sure.
football manager 2007 pisses me off - Who cares?
block websense - It's not difficult to block websense at all.
dr fraud phil - Dr. Fraud? Mr. Phil is here to see you.
moar cp - How about not.
hackers on steroids - HULK SMASH! HULK BRUTE-FORCE ATTACK!
are you emo? quiz - Why do you need a quiz for that?
final boss of the internet - Well it isn't me, and it isn't Sephiroth.
kobra idiot - No results.
wikipedia assholes - Redundant much?
worst part of florida - Trick question; Florida sucks as a whole.
valarauth - Why the hell do you search for things like this?!
"no friends" "never kissed a girl" kill me - I believe you want Maddox.
"scooter solo" - My curiosity is only overshadowed by my dread.
"there is porn of it" - Of course there is. Rule 34.
2012 predictions - Nothing will happen.
a guide to using 4chan - Either post pictures of tits or GTFO. How hard is that?
dirge of cerberus game "source code" - Why the hell would that be on my site?
dollar general sucks - Funny. I've never said this anywhere on my website, yet it keeps showing up in searches.
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