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Yes, yes... the rumors are true. Mentok has decided to run against Lord Omen for the position of "God."
You're probably asking "Why the hell am I reading this bullshit?" or "Why the hell is Kobra even MENTIONING this bullshit in one of his posts?" Well, I can answer both.
The answer to the first question is that I have mind-control powers and have been manipulating you for some time.
The answer to the second question is that I have decided to run for Vice-Diety under Omen. You may start voting for me and Omen now, my slaves.
You should just give me the title now that everyone says i should be god, even rlp said it, he said christianity is monotheistic religion which obviously means that i should be the only one in power.
I'll start writing my acceptance speech now.
*bamf* woops, My finger slipped on the trigger while I was unintentionally aiming at Omen... My bad, Does that mean Kobra succeeds him? *bamf* crap, I really need to get that problem under control, Now Kobra dead too... *BAMF BAMF BAMF* Damn it all to hell, My Rifle has a mind of its own. It just out of nowhere shot mentok upside the head, and now my knife flew at his back on its own will. It must be divine intervention. Now I feel like that ALLEGED killer of the kennedys.
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