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I hate being human...
...and therefore susceptible to colds. I'm sick as a fucking dog right now. I feel like I got ate by a wolf and shit off a cliff. I'm barely awake enough to type coherently, so it's a miracle that I was able to make that picture earlier. All shall Praise Omen!
Congratulations, you caught the same thing everyone is catching right now.
Meanwhile, I had a milder yet far longer-lasting version - along the lines of a month and a bit - over my birthday.