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The Word of the Day for all you Macho Douches!
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fun n.(fŭn)
1. A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
2. Enjoyment; amusement: have fun at the beach.
3. Playful, often noisy, activity.
As I was hanging out with Omen the other day, it became obvious that too many people don't know how to have fun. They busy themselves with slight, monotonous amusements to retain their sanity, but most of those dumbasses wouldn't know fun if it cupchecked them. So, as a mixture of community service and the last ounce of pity I have for those amongst us who don't deserve to breathe, I'll explain this concept for you. No need to thank me. After all, actions speak louder than words *ziiip*.
The first rule of having fun is to stop being a condescendant douchebag. In order to do so, you need to set aside your fucking pride and don't worry what people think about you. If you're doing something that people frown on, fuck 'em. They're probably the types of friends you have to act a certain way around for them to treat you as an equal, and that's not a true friend.
Secondly, enjoy yourself. The other day at the beach, I tried to wrestle Omen and he accidentally elbowed me in a very sensetive spot under my right ear. It hurt like a fucking bitch, but I didn't let it bother me. If you let anything get to you, then you're not enjoying yourself.
And, of course, joke around as much as possible. I don't care who you hang out with, everyone can take a joke (especially if it's directed at someone they despise). The exception to this rule would be an emo kid, but they don't deserve to be included in society, anyway... so that doesn't matter.
Finally, don't ever get a fucking additude. Being a whiny little douchebag who can't take a joke and gets an additude every time someone else makes a joke isn't the kind of friend who you can rely on, nor is it the kind you can hang out with. Therefore, that person is not a friend so much as a nuisance.
Now, I want you all to reread this three times a day, learn to have some fun, and for FUCK'S SAKES stop getting offended by Nazi jokes. Nobody on this site is really a Neonazi, supports Hitler, or anything like that. We say it to get a rise out of people, and it works.
And not only that, but if you're trying to go out with someone who isn't a total whore, you need to keep them entertained so they want to stay with you. If they get bored, they're more likely to break up with/cheat on you.
Now what have we learned today? Let us review.
1. Don't be a douchebag.
2. Enjoy yourself. Swallow your pride, if need be.
3. Joke around, and learn to take jokes.
4. Don't get an attitude.
5. All Nazi/Neonazi jokes on this website are jokes.
6. You're a real fucking loser if you can't have fun.
Now go out unto the world and stop irritating the fuck out of people like me!
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