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A List Fit For a God (Omen)

I added an "Archives" page, which is a list of every article on this site. This way, you can conveniently soak up my Church of Omen propaganda.

In other news, I would have beaten Kingdom Hearts 2 by now, but Omen's whiny, emo roommate (Valarauth) insists on playing Final Fantasy X again. So, instead of a review of one of the most hyped games of the year, you get me sitting at Omen's computer annoyed at Valarauth for being a total pussy.

I've decided to take my anger out on the world in a constructive manner: when Omen becomes the Antichrist and I start my genocide campaign, I'll build a wall out of the corpses of those who stand against us, and place it between us and the enemy. This will not only slow them down, but it will demoralize them as well.

By the way, Omen came up with that strategy. All credit and offerings go to him, in addition to the countless hours of worship.
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rlp
Or it could just make things worse. Fine line between demoralising someone and angering them.
voodooKobra
Yeah, but why get caught up in the details? They'd all be doomed, anyways.
JWguy
I should be saying that lol... heh, I'm sure I'll find you both during the apocalypse... Walls Of Corpses? lol c'mon Kobra, No truly dangerous enemy will allow you to accomplish that, much less be Intimidated by it... (AKA me....) lol
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Created: June 2, 2006 8:16 pm
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