A Newbie's Guide to Kobra's Corner

So what is all of this about, anyway?

In 2005, what began as a place for me to post my crappy Photoshop projects (see image) became what Kobra's Corner is today. After a short period of time, I finally got sick of everyone's bullshit and decided to write about things that pissed me off, made very little sense, and/or should be obliterated entirely. Then, my server went kaboom so we lost that part of Kobra's Corner history.

Now, instead of being predominately focused on the things I do when I'm bored, Kobra's Corner is focused on my opinions. I have a bunch of them, too!

Everything from science to society to politics to the internet, and everything in-between is a target for my cynical rampage.

What is there to do here?

Aside from reading my opinions and possibly firing off a hateful email, you could always systematically thumb down every page on my website with the StumbleUpon toolbar like so many before you. You could also click on the face in the banner and (if your browser doesn't suck) let the random insults/quotes cure your boredom. Or (assuming you intend on making productive use of your time) you could read my latest updates, realize how right or wrong I am, laugh, and then go on with your miserable life.

Where should I start?

This page is the best place to start, and since you're here, we can check that off as a task accomplished.

I would suggest the FAQ (and its subpage) as the next stop for people who are unfamiliar with who I am, what this site is, and why I say the things I do.

Once you've got an idea of how insane awesome I am, it would make more sense to start from the latest posts and work your way back. If you want to start from the beginning, I suggest you just skip year 2005 in the archives-- if you weren't there you probably wouldn't understand half of the inside jokes, anyway.

Why am I still reading this?

Because you're in desperate need of having your head crowbarred out of your ass.