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Mailbag - February 2008

One month, only two emails. At this rate, I might have 100 emails posted by the time I'm 23. Not that I give a damn about a milestone. I'm just saying that when you morons email me you could ask a question or something more often. Just a suggestion. (You bastards.)
From: (Name withheld)
Date: Feb 19, 2008 11:18 AM
Subject: Question

do people still accuse you of plagirising maddox?

Yes, and I believe that speaks a great deal for the intellectual bankruptcy of our world.
From: skyler
Date: Feb 26, 2008 5:15 PM
Subject: Question

"Kobra",

I am a Liberal Democrat from Illinois. I Stumbled Upon your website today, and many of the political positions you take are similar to mine; namely, positions on abortion, internet neutrality, religion (especially), etc. I very strongly support Senator Obama, and have followed his politics well before the media hype which led to a unprecedented following. Now, I am not writing you to kiss your ass, however I would like to offer my opinions to you, and write on your website so our ideology can be elucidated in symbiosis. If you would like to sample my writing let me know.

Thanks,
Cav

There are so many things wrong with this email that it defies paragraphical structure. Instead of wasting my time, here's a list of things this person did wrong:
  • "I'm a Liberal Democrat" - Anyone who labels themselves as a liberal, conservative, democrat, or republican loses credibility. For example, a "conservative" radio host is quick to dismiss a "liberal" radio host's opinion as a "liberal" opinion and therefore invalid.
  • "I would like to... write on your website" - No. Hell no. Last time I checked, my website is Kobra's Corner; not Guest Blogging Emporium. If you're that desperate to express your opinions, I recommend you try Blogger.com.
  • "Kobra," encased in quotes - I'm not quite sure if you intended any malice by this, so I've yet to decide if I should threaten you with a flail.
Looking back, that's only 3 things, but I'll be damned if I restructure it now.

More to come in future editions of the mailbag. Also, feel free to email me name suggestions for this section.

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