Kobra's Corner isn't about the news. It isn't about sports, the weather, facts, details, or bullshit equal airtime laws. Kobra's Corner boils down to two things: Kobra's Opinion - No matter how offensive, abrasive, or politically incorrect it may be. Satire in any and every form. The eventual goal of Kobra's Corner exists in two parts: First, I want to write about things until I run out of things to write about... and then write some more. It's good practice and it's a great way to kill time, y'see. The other goal is to post something that offends anyone and everyone I don't completely agree with 100%. And since that's everybody, I have quite a bit of writing in front of me. I am not a journalist; let me say that right now. If I were writing professionally I would use a professional level of English (even especially if it pisses off the vast majority who read at a 4th Grade level). My website is not a "blog" and I will only react insulted if you compare it to one. The difference? Read this. Some people have approached me with advertising offers in the past, and undoubtedly more will in the future. Anyone who does is a fucking idiot. I do not intend to make money off my opinions. I will not advertise your website, nor will I let you post a link to it in the "comments." If the comments system is ever abused, I will take it off and you lazy mooks can email me if you have something interesting to say... which never happens because you dipshits never have anything interesting to say. I've read every email I've received that wasn't marked spam. I will not endorse your product, either. I've yet to have anyone approach me on this, but I know it's inevitable: I will not waste my time writing about how great a product is that I've never used. You can shove your iPhone, Mac fans. So let's review, because I know I probably lost you to ADD (or whatever your psychiatrist gets her income from blaming for all of your problems on) or you're too stupid to read a web page: Kobra's Corner is meant to provide Kobra's opinions and the occasional satirical rant that doesn't actually express Kobra's opinions. Or whatever I want to write about. Kobra's Corner is NOT a news outlet. Kobra's Corner is NOT a blog. Kobra is NOT going to advertise or endorse your product no matter how much money you offer. Kobra does NOT care about YOUR opinion. Kobra does NOT want to meet any of you and only wishes you all die a painful, horrible death just so he can be spared the task of reading your malformed hate emails.