| Sometimes it's nice to sit back and let problems fix themselves. After all, other people are intelligent, wise, and have enough courage to stand up for what they believe in, right? So it's only logical to assume they would inevitably reach the same solution, correct?
WRONG.
If you honestly believe our current politicians or the majority of our voters have enough brains, common sense, and back-bone to run this country-- think again. The time for sitting back and going with the flow is gone, and the time for standing up for not only what's right, but also what's practical, will forever be upon the backs of the few of us who are capable of thinking independantly.
So, to repair all the damage that the media and the "Bleeding Heart" Liberals have caused this country, I'm going to finally lay down the line on illegal immigration.
Let me make this perfectly clear from the get-go: I am not racist. I know that I will inevitably get hatemail as a result of this page, because it's absurd that a white male publishes their entire, unrestrained opinion without being labelled as such.
I. Illegal Immigrants, Their Rights, and Their Erroneous Protests
Illegal Immigrants (referred to as "Illegals" from here on, because I'm lazy) have made many bold statements in protest of "the cards dealt against them." Some of them were simple ones like, "We want equal pay!" and others were absurd crimes against logic, such as "Kicking Illegals off the land is the same as kicking Native Americans off the land" despite the fact that the Native Americans (referred to as "Natives" if I mention them again in this post, not because I'm really lazy, but because I'm part Native and I can get away with it) were here before white men and we didn't kick them out of the country.
On top of that, they held large, illegal protests all across the nation on May 1 and cried when the police intervened with nonlethal weaponry and arrested them in Los Angelos. If you're going to organize a protest illegally, and fill it up with people who sprung over the border and busted out an "anchor" baby, then the last thing you should to to avoid getting arrested is waving flags from another country.
Finally, the Illegals from Mexico demand amnesty. They want all these equal rights that Americans have, even though they rightfully don't belong here (Yes, I just said that. Tough shit!). That has its own problems, but get this: if we grant them this, we'll piss off 190 other countries whose potential migrants will feel like they're getting the shitty end of the stick. What will they do? Follow suit, of course.
II. Your Mistakes in Judgement and Handling the Problem
Now that we've established how stupid their cause is, we need to establish how stupid people like you are. This isn't a personal attack on you, it's an attack on the "normal person," the "average Joe," so to speak.
If you're stepping out of your $30,000 silver Lexus, unarmed, with your wife and your two small children in your company; and an Illegal walks up and says, "Hey! I need you to sign this to tell Congress that we want political amnesty," what is your immediate reaction? If you said, "U-uh... o-okay, please don't hurt me or drag me into court for having an opinion that differs from yours, Mr. Minority," then give yourself a lobotomy. Seriously.
The biggest stumbling block in the path of anyone who wants to get this problem solved is the fact that white people are so scared of offending "minorities," regardless of the fact that the Illegals, in particular, have no rights. If people would grow a fucking backbone and stand behind their own opinions, then their petitions would be virtually empty. But people are either intimidated by an Illegal who possibly has a criminal background, or they're so fucking concerned about being politically correct that they can no longer draw a line in the sand and stand behind it.
And because the majority of white people are cowards, the politicians (being the sheep they really are) have followed suit and adopted the "Pro-Amnesty" political view. As a result, our representatives are blindly giving in to the demands.
III. My Solution
Giving the Illegals amnesty is the same as getting your house broke into late at night then telling the robber they can stay at your house and you'll pay for everything. I shouldn't have to tell you how absurd I find the very notion. Instead of giving in to their every demand and desire, we should be making demands of our own.
Here are my demands for the country. You'll find that my suggestions are not only reprehensibly straightforward, but they're also reasonable and effective-- something that politicians fail to inject into their propositions.
A. Give them Equal Pay
Maddox already covered this in response to a hate email he received in response to one of his articles, but I'm gonna outline it for you dipshits who are too stupid to find the hatemail I'm referring to.
Give the Illegals equal pay. If they're forced to be paid the same as Americans, then companies won't be inclined to hire them over Americans. Their incentive to do so will be effectively destroyed. As an added bonus, you'll be hitting greedy corporations where it really hurts!
B. Build the Damn Wall!
They're already doing this, so I'll briefly mention it. Build a damn wall around the fucking country. Make it about twenty feet high, five feet thick, at least ten feet into the ground, and cover the entirety of the border between America and Mexico. Put cameras every 100 feet just in case someone tries something stupid.
C. Desist or Enlist
For the Illegals already in America, mass-deporting them would be cruel, unjust, blah-blah-blah, and more importantly inefficient! With the lingering possibility of a possible draft and the omniscient overabundance of Illegals, why not kill two birds with one stone and give them the option of Desist or Enlist? Either get the hell out of our country, or defend the country for your family's right to stay (family means wife and children).
D. (Optional) Tax Reform
All across the country are Illegals who never pay taxes and people who live off Social Security even though they don't deserve or really need it. Neither of these two groups pay taxes.
My suggestion is this: abolish income tax (thus giving more money to single parents and the working class each week) and raise sales tax to compensate. Then the Illegals would be paying taxes, albeit indirectly. And since you can't tax food, poor families will be virtually unaffected by this change... if they don't benefit from it, that is.
One last thing I need to mention: I will (not) be sending this to my Congressmen, etc. and not only do I recommend that you do the same, I recommend you don't say anything stupid in the comments box. Seriously, take your random-ass comments about wearing ties or whatever else to the Private Messaging system on Kobra's Realm. This isn't an open forum or a chatroom, and I can very easily disable your ability to post comments. Don't piss me off.
Note: I changed my mind about sending this to my Congressmen. It's not worth the effort-- but you still need to keep your bullshit off my website.
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