Given, some of those traits listed aren't very common-- but they don't merit bragging rights. I don't care if you're transfixed on the fire as you heat up the heroin you stole from your bisexual drug-dealer after having sex with him. Nobody thinks highly of you for what you're doing; and that's usually an indication of you being a shameless attention whore.

Even worse, these people usually sit around on MySpace, LiveJournal, Xanga, and other blogging/social networking web sites all day trying to get people to comment on their pictures and read their shitty blurbs every 20 minutes. Every time one of these morons asks me for my opinion, I say, "Wow... it looks good! Now get a fucking job you lazy cunt!"

You want your precious kudos you doppelganger attention whore? Earn them by writing something worth reading, making your profile readable, and stop updating your fucking blog incessantly. We won't forget you exist if you leave your blog alone for 20 minutes. In my case, I'll always have the elevated blood pressure to remember you by.

Remember kids: everybody loves fire and it's not notable enough to list on your fucking profile. The same thing goes for most of the shit you feel like listing.