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An Abridged List of Words and Phrases I've Coined
Every so often, I run out of existing words to adequately describe how stupid a situation or person is, so I'm forced to invent my own. Most fall into the portmanteau category. I consider a phrase coined if a Google search for any of the words yields zero results at the time of the writing (excluding spam sites that use permutations of consonant changes in existing words to attract search traffic for typos). Not all of these words listed here have made it into a rant or editorial.
Blobiate:
The act of being fat, arrogant, and long-winded.
Catastrofilm:
An excessively terrible movie.
Conskankerous:
Simultaneously slutty and bitchy.
Equilibribum:
That uncomfortable point where your marginal boredom equals your marginal laziness.
Medianette:
A puppet controlled by the media. Usually refers to a television news anchor.
The elusive fourth characteristic attributed to God: Smelling entirely of bullshit.
Pressifist:
A person who watches the news obsessively and strives to be nonviolent and politically correct.
Queeridescent:
The quality of appearing to be a gay pride flag-waving homosexual.
Romantard:
A person who is too stupid to distinguish between romance and reality.
Suckcession:
A series of epic fails.
Telescamgelism:
Parroting lies derived from scripture in front of a television audience in order to cheat said audience out of thousands of dollars.
Theobromology:
The religious worship of chocolate. Most women are experts in the field of theobromology, and they have no tolerance for Hersheytics.
In addition to words and phrases I can absolutely take credit for coining, there are some I thought were original, but weren't. I might not be the first to use these words, but in many cases I'm the first to define them.
Cretinist:
A portmanteau of cretin and creationist that I have yet to use.
Failacy:
Chatroom interjection. When two or more people are engaged in an IRC debate, and one person plows right through the list of logical fallacies in succession, "FAILACY!" and its more severe counterpart, "EPIC FAILACY!" are to be invoked by anyone who is sick of their shit.
Non Sequiturd:
A Non Sequiturd exists when someone misses the point of the other side of the argument, and proceeds to spew bullshit without realizing their error.
Pro-Strifers
People who would rather put a person through 80 years of hell knowing their parents didn't want them instead of a quick, painless, and merciful death before they're capable of feeling pain; usually to satisfy an urge planted into them by their loony religious beliefs.
Whoricane:
A whore who has blown the population of an entire city.
Note: Unlike my rants, I will continue to add to this page as I come up with new words (which will probably seem redundant if I include the words in my rants).
Oh, I almost forgot:
Warning: May contain horribly lame puns.
You have been adequately warned [in an amount proportional to how much I give a shit]. This page was last updated: July 21, 2010 11:12 pm.
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