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If America runs on Dunkin, they must be serving heaps of bullshit with every order. Bullshit is the driving force of both our media and our culture. We love our bullshit. We thrive on it. America is a nation of bullshit addicts. We should rename the country to Taurocopros Anonymous. Think I'm bullshitting you?
Arguably the most frustrating example of bullshit is the tendency of politically correct morons to refer to black people as "African Americans." You couldn't find a less meaningful phrase if you enlisted the help of Noam Chomsky and a pack of bloodhounds. Any American, regardless of skin color, could be described as "African American" because the human race evolved from prehistoric apes in Africa, thus rendering the phrase meaningless. The only people who can justify their use of "African American" are describing people with dual citizenship in the United States and an African country. Everyone else: Fuck you, they're black!
Another thing threatening us all with hypertension is Microsoft's latest marketing atrocity. Hey asshole, you're not a PC! You're a human being who's six seconds from having my foot planted in your ass. Especially this guy:
![[I'm a PC and I eat pancakes.] Oh really now?](sully.png "Fuck your pancakes, asshole!")
I hope Sully chokes on his pancakes and dies a slow and painful death.
On the subject of stupid commercials, fuck Volkswagen for their inane "Routan Boom" commercials. Wanna see a Routan boom? Give me some C4!
Finally, we need to round up all the unfunny comedians (Jerry Seinfeld, "Carlos Mencia," Larry the Cable Guy, and Sarah Silverman; to name a few) and throw them into a gas chamber. Comedy died with Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, and George Carlin. Unless these so-called comedians can stop sucking harder than a French whore in a black hole, they serve no purpose to society. I have no pity for lame assholes who try to pass their boring shit off as "comedy."
There's plenty more bullshit in our society, but it would take a lifetime to list it all.
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