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Genetically, humans have not changed significantly over the past several thousand years. Since I'm not a very patient guy, I refuse to remain silent until natural selection takes it course. There are stupid people, as well as people who absentmindedly do very stupid things, that can be dealt with here and now to speed up the whole process.
The first to go will be people who are still crying about the September 11 attacks. Rudy Giuliani comes to mind. It's been seven years, you overly sensitive assholes! A healthy mourning period is one year... two, tops, if you were madly in love with the person who died. Anyone who's still in morning ought to see a psychiatrist. A lot of the sappy bastards who mope around the house on 9/11 didn't even lose a close friend or family member on that day, so what are they bitching about? Kill the bastards behind the attack, and move on with your life. Even worse, the entire McCain/Palin platform is centered around terrorism. What ever happened to that fancy post-9/11 slogan? You know the one; it appeared frequently in car and jewelry commercials. "Buy our useless shit, or the terrorists win!" The fact that the Republican Party's Presidential nominee centers their campaign around terrorism and warfare is evident that, on some level, the terrorists did win (assuming their goal was to make Americans feel insecure).
On a related note, every person who thinks along the lines of, "Sarah Palin is hot; I should vote for her!" needs to be dragged out back and shot into a ditch. If all you care about is how attractive she is, wouldn't it make more sense to keep her out of the white house? Think about it for a second. If you're the kind of perverted loser who wants naked pictures of Palin, why would you want the Secret Service obstructing your camera shot? Even you misogynistic losers can't be that stupid.
Next, we should execute the men who refer to getting laid as "getting into her pants." Why stop with getting into her pants? Why not put on her bra and wear her lipstick too? Am I the only one who thinks this phrase is inane (transvestites notwithstanding)? Y'know what I would say if I wanted to brag about casual sex? "Dude, I just had sex with [girl's name]!" It's more accurate. Why hide behind a silly euphemism?
When I hear involuntary euthanasia (a fancy term for State-sponsored murder), I think of quote miners. Anyone who purposely misrepresents or contrives a quote from another person just because they think we give a shit about Einstein's religion or that it will help their case deserves a lethal injection. Don't even bother with giving these assholes a trial.
This guy:
Another group that should be axed repeatedly: These moral absolutists (many of whom attend anti-abortion rallies). "Taking a human life is never acceptable." Oh really? Say that to the Aztecs. What about all those witch burnings? What about those Crusades? What about the Spanish Inquisition? More recently, what about those clinics that your buddies are so keen on bombing? Anyone who believes in moral absolutes is a suicide bomb waiting to happen.
And finally, anyone who falls for those "online university" scams needs to face the guillotine. There are hundreds of them, and none of their degrees means anything more than verifiable proof that you are a gullible bastard. Into the furnace with you.
While my attempts to catalog and condemn every form of human stupidity I encounter might be in vain (for there are alway dumber people), it's good therapy for me to write and anyone trapped in a community of people with two-digit IQs to read.
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