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| The Solution to Boredom | | No matter where I turn, I can't escape from the bullshit. At my computer, I get messages like, "i'm bored.... update your site man.." and then I hear my dad's friend complaining about being bored as he sits on his ass watching TV. I know I'm going to catch hell for this post (from both ends), but I feel that it is my responsibility to lead the mislead to this conclusion like a stubborn dog on a leash.
 Bored? Get a job!
It doesn't even have to be a lavish job-- you can be a dish-washer at the local eatery for all I care; as long as you no longer have the luxury of sitting on your ass in front of a screen-- be it a computer monitor or a television-- and complaining about the lack of entertainment.
The problem is: no matter how many times you tell the lazy bastards to get a fucking job, they'll always fall back on one of the following excuses.
"The economy is shit right now."
Leave it to the moron with a C- in Economics to bitch about the economy. Just because you can't find a luxurious, high-paying job doesn't excuse you from not having a job, you fucking idiot.
"I have a debilitating medical problem."
If you're too injured/sick to hold a job, then default to getting a hobby instead. My dad's a disabled veteran who plays Chess and sings karaoke. Don't be a complete social parasite.
"I'm collecting unemployment."
You're the antithesis to natural selection.
"Blah blah blame the Mexicans."
If you can't get a job in your intended field of employment (namely, construction)-- move on to something else! There's 10,000 years of human experience and innovation out there; don't limit yourself then blame everyone else for your stupidity.
"I'm a 'professional blogger.'"
With rampant unemployment, hundreds of gullible morons have turned to blogging to solve all their problems. This wouldn't be as bad if there weren't literally thousands of "success stories" out there about "professional bloggers" who make $20,000 a month whom never heard about in all your time on the internet-- but nevermind the details. The internet is the land of opportunity, right?
There you go, I've officially handed the lazy bastards their asses on a plate with all the trimmings; sautéed with their reactionary, bullshit excuses. Even if you can't find a job, at least the job search will occupy your time.
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