There's nothing worse than a committee of do-gooder, nosyconcerned parents. A few months ago, some fat monstrosity waddled her way in front of a TV camera in protest of the opening of an adult entertainment store and said, "We don't want this smut in our neighborhood."
Who cares what you think?
Does being the head of some "concerned parent" committee or the local church group automatically make you the representative of the entire community? I certainly didn't vote for you. Shut the hell up, get off your soapbox, and stop bitching because someone wants to make a good, honest buck selling spank material to lonely, middle-aged men.
You run into these self-aggrandizing, narcissistic bitches and their one-size-fits-all policies everywhere from churches to schools to public parks. They protest everything from the teaching of evolution in classrooms to the opening of adult entertainment stores; all under the assumption that they're "doing their part to make a better community."
In reality, they're sucking the fun out of life. Want to listen to heavy metal music the way the musicians intended? Want to park on the grass on your own yard? Want to watch a violent movie or play a video game? How about only having to drive 3 miles to the nearest porn store (instead of 30)? Well, too bad; you can't do that because some cranky old hags with a chip on their shoulder cried incessantly at city hall and they banned it outright.
It's gotten to the point to where lawmakers could save millions on ink by listing what's legal as opposed to what's illegal. If these killjoys had their way, we would all be sheep that sat around listening to gospel music at low volume in a plain white room while talking about our feelings and knitting a sweater and watching Barney & Friends on black and white TV while we cover up every inch of our bodies like a woman in Saudi Arabia and eat perfect portions of tofu and apple slices for every meal. Also, run-on sentences will be banned from usage.
If you're a good, red-blooded American who has any self-respect or pride in your country, you have to put your foot down somewhere. You could say, "Listen, you worthless bag of cunt-juice: We live in THE LAND OF THE FREE, YOU STUPID BITCH! Stop telling us what to do."
If these good-for-nothing old hags keep getting their way, soon we'll have a state-sponsored religion and a form of neo-fascism on our hands.
You don't want your kids exposed to porno, violent television shows, video games, science, or vile websites ran by agnostic young adults who call you on your bullshit? Then you should DO YOUR JOB AS A PARENT and you won't have to worry. Your protests are fueled by your unwillingness to get a real job; you're no better than the fucking hippies!
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