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The Stereotypical Atheist Does Not Exist | Question: When you hear "Atheist," do you realize your immediate judgment is a crock of shit? Much like the square root of -1, the Atheist defined by popular belief does not exist in reality (no matter how much your Black Book of Brainwashing compels you to believe it does). Here are some examples of what Christians think of when they hear the "A-word" and what's wrong with their views (other than their views in and of itself).
Note: These answers came from actual surveys I conducted in real life and online. I don't have the exact number of people who I surveyed due to my score-keeping system, but the figure was somewhere in the mid-30s... which is a generous number for only gathering stereotypes.
Atheists have no morals because you can't have morals without God.
Our language lacks a word that adequately describes the degree to how fucking stupid you sound if you follow this clunky, broken logic. The Christian belief system works on a reward/punishment situation: Where you work towards "heaven" and fear "hell." This leads down the road to martyrdom, the act of sacrificing your life for your beliefs. Some even go as far as to treat this life as an "audition" into the next life.
Atheists, on the other hand, believe that we only have one life and strive to make the best of it while helping everyone around them better themselves. They don't act out of want or fear, but out of a single unadulterated desire to do good in this world.
If you still feel inclined to believe Atheists are immoral, ask yourself who caused the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust; neither were the result of Atheist immorality.
Some Christians like to bring up Stalin at this point-- which leads the discussion down an entirely different path. Stalin was as much of an Atheist as Hitler was a Christian, and both are bad examples.
Nobody's perfect-- and you have no right of making a gross oversimplification about a group of people to whom you can't relate.
Atheists are just afraid to admit there's a God or are too attached to their sinful conveniences.
This is the "They really believe but because (insert logical fallacy here) they deny there's a God" school of thought. The dipshits who parrot this around like it's the "harsh truth" are usually the ones who have their heads so deeply immersed in their own asses that they can't contemplate having different beliefs.
To be fair, there might be some people who hide behind the "Atheist" label because they fucked up and don't want to admit it-- but the chances of finding one of those are arguably slim.
Atheists are aggressive and argumentative.
While this may apply to some Atheists, the majority of the ones I have met are not argumentative so much as they are inquisitive. That is to say, they aren't out to attack you for being religious-- they're curious as to how you view the world and will only say anything "aggressive" when you continue to defend a logical fallacy or an atrocious crime your God supposedly committed (which, in most cases, comes from your religion's scripture).
Atheists are close-minded.
Saying "Atheists are close-minded" is like saying "Humans are close-minded." It's an empty statement because everyone is close-minded about something. For example, I refuse to accept that anything good can come from child pornography. Several hundred years from now, someone might pull statistics out of their ass that says differently, but I don't care.
That aside, Atheism is the antithesis to being close-minded. The reason they get labeled as such is because they rely on rational thinking, reasoning skills, and sometimes even the scientific method to make decisions that don't run parallel to the decisions you'll find in the Bible. Combine that with overwhelming evidence in favor of science, and suddenly Atheists are the close-minded "bad guys."
Atheists are dishonest. / Atheists are more likely to sin.
I decided to combine these two into one since one overlaps the other. The only reason Atheists are "more likely" to sin is because sin is a Christian term and Atheists have different sets of beliefs than Christians. To a Christian, working on the weekly "Sabbath Day" is a sin punishable by death. According to the Old Testament, slavery is just fine.
Atheists don't have a set "code" to live by... and as such there are no loopholes to exploit. The general philosophy of the average Atheist is, "As long as nobody gets hurt, either physically, emotionally, or economically; it's not completely unjustifiable."
Recently, a high-ranking school official tried to tell me that because she was a Christian, she would not lie. I was tempted to say, "So if you were in Germany in 1942 and the Nazis knocked on your door to ask if you're hiding Jewish people (and you are), would you tell the truth?" If you answered no, and you're a Christian, you just broke one of the ten commandments.
And finally...
All Atheists are "Bible-bashers."
This one goes without saying, but it showed up frequently so it merits at least a mention: Just because Omen from Kobra's Realm/BurnJes.us and Chris from EvilBible.com enjoy focusing your attention toward scriptural contradictions, it doesn't mean that everyone does. Those two are just (far) more outspoken than the average Atheist, and as such they get more coverage than the moderate "Whatever. I'm not interested in a pointless debate... I'm gonna listen to music and chill" Atheists.
I was considering doing a "Stereotypical Christian" section, or maybe even a completely separate article, but the Atheists I talk to refuse to resort to any stereotype so it would be incredibly short. If you feel that this article is biased in any way, shape, or form; consider reading my about page (scroll up) and discovering the startling fact (that's sarcasm in case you can't catch it) that I'm not an Atheist.
I'd post a link to my research notes here, but it's pointless since it was just a notepad with a few incomprehensible scribbles and a bunch of tally-marks on the side. If you're curious, there were about 14 different responses to this question that were not included due to the lack of significance/popularity.
I have preemptively disabled comments for this article for two reasons:
1. People will abuse it.
2. This isn't one of my typical rants, so community feedback is irrelevant.
If you have something insightful (or inciteful) to say, send me an email.
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