1. "I'm Thinking Arby's"

You're thinking Arby's? BIG FUCKING DEAL! What is there to think about? The only time I've ever thought about Arby's is the time I spent on the toilet wondering what gave me diarrhea. Arby's sandwiches suck, their sauce sucks, their commercials suck, and the oven mitt from their older commercials just begs to be napalmed.

According to Ditech.com, people are "smart" and "smart people" want a mortgage at a fixed, low rate instead of making economic decisions early in their life that will prevent them from having to take a second mortgage. But nevermind that; give in to Ditech's appeal to human gullibilitynarcissism and make a "smart" decision. Thank you for the inciteful wisdom.

"Sorry Roger you tiger now." Ditch this bullshit.

If I were a member of that girl's family, I would kick both her (and her grandmother) into a coma for saying something so obnoxiously stupid. It's aggravating enough when illiterate morons try (and fail) to communicate with txtspeak on the internet. Encouraging this behavior outside of the series of tubes would be like injecting salt directly into my blood stream to my blood pressure.