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This is the meat of this web-site's contents: My rants, opinions, and miscellaneous articles. If it weren't for this section, my site would be updated about as often as I update Kobra's Realm. With that said, don't take any of this stuff too seriously.

Let's Talk About "Love"
August 28, 2010 - 6:52 am

Concerning the Mosque at Ground Zero
August 20, 2010 - 5:08 am

A Beginner's Guide to Political Commentary
June 24, 2010 - 8:01 pm

Traditional Values Are Null
June 12, 2010 - 3:17 am

John Chow is an Asshole
May 7, 2010 - 11:22 pm

Television Blows!
May 1, 2010 - 2:22 pm

Tech: Spam-Resistant Internet Poll System
April 28, 2010 - 1:40 am

The Truth About 2038 (April Fools '10)
April 1, 2010 - 12:02 am

A Criticism of "Skeptic" (The Stupid Shit People Say Part III)
March 25, 2010 - 5:15 am

Great Moments in Human Stupidity (Part I)
March 16, 2010 - 11:55 am

Thinking About Moving To Lee County, Florida? Read This and Reconsider
February 23, 2010 - 2:35 pm

What I (Probably) Hate About You
January 6, 2010 - 9:13 am

The Dumb Bullshit People Believe (Part I)
December 1, 2009 - 2:18 am

Social Archetypes That Annoy Me
October 20, 2009 - 10:57 am

Social Grievances and Worthless Observations
September 9, 2009 - 11:43 pm

Animal Rights Activists Are Full of Shit
August 17, 2009 - 4:32 am

The Stupid Shit People Say (Part II)
July 24, 2009 - 4:35 am

The Consequences of a Shitty Economy
June 17, 2009 - 2:00 am

More Cultural Crimes Against Humanity
June 6, 2009 - 6:12 am

The Stupid Shit People Say (Part I)
May 17, 2009 - 11:29 pm

Florida Vanity License Plates Lack Diversity
April 29, 2009 - 1:50 pm

Americans: Quit Embracing a Culture of Cowardice!
April 16, 2009 - 9:38 pm

Answers to Common Ethical Dilemmas
March 16, 2009 - 11:44 am

Valentine's Day: Only Good For a Massacre
February 11, 2009 - 11:20 pm

An Abridged List of Words and Phrases I've Coined
July 21, 2010 - 11:12 pm

A Few Random Observations and Grievances
February 2, 2009 - 11:28 pm

Prerequisite Classes: A Waste of Time, Money, and Sanity
January 20, 2009 - 11:19 am

Comedies Don't Have to be Romantic, Assholes!
January 7, 2009 - 10:18 am

Of Traditions, Marriage, and Religion
January 6, 2009 - 6:37 am

Nuke These Morons Off the Face of the Earth!
January 2, 2009 - 3:52 pm

Here's a Connection Greyhound Won't Miss...
December 21, 2008 - 6:39 pm

"Pressifists" Need a Cold Dose of Reality
November 26, 2008 - 2:05 pm

I Hate the Willfully Ignorant
November 10, 2008 - 12:53 pm

More Bullshit Found in American Culture
November 6, 2008 - 2:59 am

What Ever Happened to "Land of the Free?"
October 21, 2008 - 12:00 pm

People Who Demand Respect Deserve None
September 30, 2008 - 7:24 pm

Tech: Weighted Bayesian Rating System
September 14, 2008 - 11:54 pm

People Who are Holding Back the Evolution of our Species
September 12, 2008 - 11:26 am

Suggestions for Changing America
September 7, 2008 - 2:20 pm

More Vapid and Meaningless Phrases
August 28, 2008 - 7:22 pm

Fed Up, Tired, and Pissed Off
August 20, 2008 - 9:15 am

People the World Could Do Without
August 8, 2008 - 10:52 am

Special Treatment Undermines Equality
August 3, 2008 - 9:37 am

Inconsistency: The Father of Bullshit
July 28, 2008 - 2:30 pm

Words, Phrases, and Fallacies that Give Me Ulcers
July 24, 2008 - 4:18 pm

Pastafarianism Blows!
July 22, 2008 - 2:21 am

Critical Exemption is Bullshit
July 21, 2008 - 1:59 pm

A Guide to Pattern Recognition for Politicians
July 20, 2008 - 10:50 pm

Bill Donohue: Pull the Eucharist out of your ass!
July 12, 2008 - 12:42 pm

Bullshit: Desensitizing Americans to Political Lies Since 1776
June 30, 2008 - 12:56 am

Throw These Assholes to the Lions!
June 25, 2008 - 10:45 am

2012 Doomsday Might Be the Worst Movie Ever Created
June 23, 2008 - 12:38 am

Crying Over the Death of a Fictional Character Devalues Your Life
June 20, 2008 - 8:21 am

People Who Say "Evolution isn't a Fact" Should Be Naturally Deselected.
June 16, 2008 - 4:17 pm

Kobra's Recipe Book: Disaster
May 31, 2008 - 6:23 pm

Democrat and Republican: Two Words That Mean Stupid
May 27, 2008 - 2:30 pm

Mac vs. PC: An Obnoxious Debate
May 22, 2008 - 2:10 pm

A Farewell to Assholes
May 21, 2008 - 1:58 am

Stupid Idea of the Year Award: 2008
May 9, 2008 - 10:12 pm

Attention Failures: Socialize On Your Own Time
May 6, 2008 - 9:49 am

Criminalize Satire!
April 29, 2008 - 12:25 am

It's a creationist movie subtitled "No Intelligence Allowed?"
April 17, 2008 - 4:38 am

The Greatest Story Ever Told or the Greatest Lie Ever Sold?
April 8, 2008 - 3:18 am

More Phrases that Should be Abolished from our Vernacular
April 4, 2008 - 9:44 am

Streaming Videos are Cancer to the Internet
April 3, 2008 - 6:05 am

Stupid People: The Leading Cause of Cynicism Since the Dawn of Time
March 28, 2008 - 4:08 am

"Scientologist" is Synonymous With Failure
March 17, 2008 - 12:02 pm

Silly Hipster, Drugs Are For Hippies
March 13, 2008 - 2:15 am

"Criminal" Illegal Aliens: Are There Any Other Kind?
March 3, 2008 - 9:19 pm

I Hate Sundays
March 2, 2008 - 4:01 pm

A Proposal to End All Religious Arguments
February 24, 2008 - 10:38 pm

Clinton or Obama? Important Issues from Under the Rug
February 20, 2008 - 12:48 am

CNN: The Most Rusted Name in News!
February 17, 2008 - 4:16 am

A List of Things Too Awesome for Hyperbole
February 15, 2008 - 1:30 am

Five Things I Hate About MMORPGs
February 13, 2008 - 1:44 am

Don't Vote for [Insert Candidate Here]!
February 10, 2008 - 3:18 am

Are You Old and Worthless? Allow Me to Assist You!
February 6, 2008 - 4:55 pm

Sporting Events and Other Shit Nobody Cares About
February 3, 2008 - 2:06 am

Two Physical Laws of Intelligence
February 1, 2008 - 7:54 pm

"Peer Pressured" and Other Fancy Ways to Say "Stupid"
January 26, 2008 - 8:06 am

I Hate Obnoxious Sports Fans
January 20, 2008 - 6:38 pm

Questions the Presidential Candidates Will Never Get Asked
January 17, 2008 - 6:47 am

Was MLK Really Worth a Day Off?
January 14, 2008 - 10:38 am

Concerned Parents: Blow Me!
January 10, 2008 - 4:24 pm

The Immature Dipshit Checklist
January 7, 2008 - 3:38 pm

Too Much Spare Time? Register to Vote!
January 5, 2008 - 2:54 pm

An Open Letter to the Assholes Who Shop Where I Work
January 3, 2008 - 4:57 pm

I Hate Blogs that Make Money by Talking About Making Money
January 12, 2008 - 6:13 pm

"Happy Holidays," Xmas, and Other Things People Bitch About
December 23, 2007 - 11:37 pm

Romance is to Literature What Rap is to Music
December 21, 2007 - 1:10 am

Florida: Making Advances in Depravity Since 1845!
December 18, 2007 - 8:42 pm

What's so ironic about Intelligent Design?
December 15, 2007 - 3:39 pm

Insights of the Idiotic: Teenage Slang and Sayings
December 12, 2007 - 7:11 am

You Say "Affirmative Action;" I Hear "Racism"
December 10, 2007 - 2:48 am

Want to Fix the Economy? The Solution is Simple.
December 6, 2007 - 11:35 pm

An Overlook of Obnoxious Christmas Songs
November 27, 2007 - 3:50 am

The Solution to Boredom
November 25, 2007 - 10:45 am

Celebrities.
November 16, 2007 - 10:49 am

What's So Ironic About an Unholy Apocalypse?
November 13, 2007 - 9:49 pm

Attention Atheists: You Can't Change History!
November 9, 2007 - 10:45 am

The Loser's Guide to Being Cool
November 3, 2007 - 2:35 am

You're Not Howard Stern; You're Boring!
October 30, 2007 - 3:33 pm

If You're Thinking Arby's, I'm Thinking Homicide
October 27, 2007 - 9:03 am

Rooster Teeth is to Myspace What Maddox is to Richard Simmons
October 21, 2007 - 1:54 am

Stephen Colbert Deserves the Presidency
October 17, 2007 - 12:14 am

My Answer to "Pro-Life or Pro-Choice?"
October 10, 2007 - 5:56 pm

Fairy Tales Your Parents Will Never Tell
October 7, 2007 - 11:35 pm

Idealism and Other Forms of Idiocy
October 4, 2007 - 2:10 pm

The Difference Between Blogs and Other Web Sites
September 27, 2007 - 3:53 am

Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America?
September 25, 2007 - 3:43 am

Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's Terms
September 24, 2007 - 12:07 am

Common Phrases That I Hate
September 17, 2007 - 3:46 am

Florida Still Sucks
September 13, 2007 - 10:47 pm

Schools and Businesses Should Be Closed on 9/11 and Pearl Harbor Day
September 11, 2007 - 2:32 pm

I Don't Have A Hero; Eat Shit!
September 9, 2007 - 4:28 am

Jack Thompson is Racist
September 7, 2007 - 3:43 am

300 Reasons Why I'm the Best
September 6, 2007 - 3:57 am

Natural Disaster? Call For the Whaaaaambulance!
September 5, 2007 - 4:20 am

I hate my family, too... but for good reason!
September 2, 2007 - 11:15 pm

The Stereotypical Atheist Does Not Exist
August 28, 2007 - 9:01 pm

The Elderly Are A Plague To The Earth
August 26, 2007 - 12:12 am

The One-Step Guide to Making Soap Operas Entertaining
August 20, 2007 - 10:50 pm

Feminism is to Logic what Death is to Life
August 18, 2007 - 2:59 am

"Juggalo" is Synonymous With Cacophonic
August 15, 2007 - 4:35 am

Little-Known Benefits of Shutting Up While You're Ahead
August 9, 2007 - 4:43 am

Essay Prompts You WISH Occurred Few and Far-Between
August 8, 2007 - 4:40 am

Your Annoying Little Shit is Our Future
August 5, 2007 - 5:14 am

This May Come As A Shock: Proverbs Are NOT Universal Law
August 2, 2007 - 7:11 am

Hackers on Steroids? A True Inside Look at the "Internet Hate Machine," Anonymous
August 27, 2007 - 3:39 pm

Ground Rules for ANY Role-Playing Game.
July 26, 2007 - 4:48 am

Local "Code Enforcement" Officials Need to Pull Their Heads Out of Their Asses
July 21, 2007 - 1:06 pm

The Consequences of Favoritism - A Story of My Least-Favorite Teacher
July 12, 2007 - 8:59 am

Gaming Industry: Out of Ideas? Make Another First-Person Shooter!
July 11, 2007 - 7:46 pm

English Proverbs That Get My Irish Up
July 7, 2007 - 6:04 am

Phishing - Proving Human Stupidity Since 1996
July 4, 2007 - 8:13 am

You're Not "EMO-tional;" You're Worthless
July 3, 2007 - 11:52 pm

Stick To One Language Per Sentence, Asshole!
June 27, 2007 - 7:53 am

Public High Schools Are Damaged Beyond Repair
June 25, 2007 - 12:29 am

Aspects of Redneck Culture That Confound Me
June 21, 2007 - 8:22 am

Predictions for December 2012 - WARNING: May contain spoilers.
June 18, 2007 - 4:42 am

How to Kill Someone Like a Man
June 17, 2007 - 1:12 pm

Controversial? Let the Voters Decide!
June 15, 2007 - 4:47 am

Attention CNN: "Paris Hilton Has Stopped Crying" is Not a National Concern
June 11, 2007 - 11:13 am

A Comprehensive Guide to Image Board Terms
June 10, 2007 - 6:21 pm

If Clinton Becomes President, Run For the Canadian Border!
June 5, 2007 - 11:50 am

Five Shitty Country Songs That Are Always on the Radio
June 2, 2007 - 4:15 am

Pyromania and Other Non-Exclusive Traits
May 29, 2007 - 11:07 am

If You Thought Hollywood Hit Rock Bottom Before: Think Again!
May 26, 2007 - 10:59 pm

Violence Kicks Ass and Solves Everything!
May 24, 2007 - 11:03 pm

Not Sure if an Honors Class is Right For You? Play it Safe and Don't Take One.
May 24, 2007 - 10:36 am

Considering a Summer Job? Don't Bother.
May 21, 2007 - 4:56 am

Reading Anti-Game Criticisms is Like Gargling Whale Excrement
May 20, 2007 - 1:48 am

The Five Worst Video Games of All Time
May 17, 2007 - 10:14 am

I've got your senior citizen discount right here...
May 16, 2007 - 7:57 am

"Cheap Maddox Ripoff" And Other Dumb Insults
May 15, 2007 - 12:10 am

A Mother's Day Gift for Every Mother, Everywhere
May 13, 2007 - 1:50 am

Hurricane Season 2007 - Let's Go For a Record This Year!
May 10, 2007 - 7:28 am

Rarely (If Ever) Asked Questions
May 7, 2007 - 11:40 pm

The Cynic's Solution for Illegal Immigrants
May 3, 2007 - 10:38 am

What's So Ironic About a Myspace User Calling a Nerd "Pathetic?"
May 1, 2007 - 2:33 pm

Personal Responsibility is so 20th Century
April 26, 2007 - 7:48 am

What is Everyone's Fixation on Everyone Else's Sexuality?
April 20, 2007 - 7:56 am

This isn't a blog post
April 15, 2007 - 7:47 am

Do You Celebrate a Carbon-Copy Religion?
July 13, 2007 - 2:59 pm

Next Year, Make April Fool's Day Epic!
April 3, 2007 - 7:47 am

What Should the U.S. and British Do to Iran?
April 1, 2007 - 9:17 pm

Are you white and completely devoid of talent? Why not rap?
March 31, 2007 - 4:31 pm

Phrases and Mantras That Aren't Worth a Piss
March 29, 2007 - 5:00 pm

A List of Celebrities I Hate
March 28, 2007 - 7:37 pm

How Condescending Am I?
March 23, 2007 - 5:55 pm

"Epic" Doesn't Do This Movie Justice...
March 20, 2007 - 12:00 pm

What's Agnosticism? Is It Slang For SATAN?
March 19, 2007 - 11:43 am

Condemned to Eternal Damnation by a Stranger! (Hate Mail)
March 13, 2007 - 10:44 pm

100 Things That Piss Me Off
March 11, 2007 - 11:11 pm

12 Rules for Avoiding a Public Ass-Kicking
March 6, 2007 - 11:40 pm

Are You a Lonely, Pathetic Loser? Take this Quiz and Find Out!
September 6, 2007 - 8:38 pm

Attention Customers: If I'm Not Laughing, Then You're Not Funny!
March 1, 2007 - 12:51 am

Going to Florida? I Have a Better Idea: Get Brain Cancer! Florida Sucks!
February 24, 2007 - 3:05 pm

Are You an Attention-Seeking Whore?
February 12, 2007 - 1:03 pm

So That Means You All Condemn ''Bowling For Columbine'' Too, Right?
February 9, 2007 - 12:33 am

No, I don't have a myFaves. Shut the hell up!
February 6, 2007 - 3:04 am

Attention Tennagers: Bisexual is Not Synonymous With ''Cool''
January 30, 2007 - 12:47 pm

You're being Virtuous? Shut Up, You Greedy Vultures!
January 27, 2007 - 2:38 pm

Dr. Phil is a Fraud.
January 24, 2007 - 12:16 am

For the Betterment of Humanity, Ban these Fetishes from Porn Sites!
January 22, 2007 - 5:25 pm

How To Be a Gangsta
January 22, 2007 - 4:07 pm

Now That You Got Your Kids Back: Shut The Fuck Up!
January 16, 2007 - 6:24 am

Looks Like the Dumbass is Ready for Round Two... (Hate Mail)
January 12, 2007 - 1:13 am

More Shallow Than a Pothole in the Sahara
January 11, 2007 - 9:45 am

The Truth about Jack Thompson
April 29, 2007 - 1:14 am

200th Post: A Guide to Living Like an Individual
January 7, 2007 - 9:03 pm

What's Worse than Recieving Chain Email?
January 6, 2007 - 12:12 am

A Solution to the Draft Controversy.
January 4, 2007 - 4:02 pm

A Guide to Quality Television
January 2, 2007 - 5:41 pm

A Clue is the Only Thing Rarer than Common Sense
December 28, 2006 - 8:55 am

A Message To Everyone Who Says ''Violence is not the answer.''
December 27, 2006 - 1:59 am

Do I Look Stupid? I Didn't Think So, Dipshit.
January 5, 2007 - 11:23 pm

Holding Hands and Other Things that Morons Do
December 22, 2006 - 8:46 am

The Contrast of Logic and Moronic
February 15, 2007 - 4:11 am

Stop Ruining Good Games With Romantic Side Plots!
December 15, 2006 - 11:06 pm

Celebrities Can Kiss My Ass
December 12, 2006 - 12:56 pm

Ranting and Raving
December 6, 2006 - 1:05 pm

What I Loathe About Parties
December 5, 2006 - 2:18 am

Christmas Sucks
December 3, 2006 - 2:04 am

Looks Like Someone Didn't Catch the Sarcasm (Hate Mail)
November 29, 2006 - 12:47 pm

Another Dumb Jock
November 27, 2006 - 11:28 pm

Self-Proclaimed Rednecks Have No Right To Call me Unpatriotic
November 26, 2006 - 4:09 am

Stop the Presses! A 36 Year Old Bald Guy is Making Threats!
November 23, 2006 - 2:46 am

Wikipedia Blows.
November 19, 2006 - 4:03 am

What Cops Say and What They Mean
November 15, 2006 - 8:46 pm

How Trendy Are You? Take this Trendy Quiz and Find Out!
November 13, 2006 - 11:16 pm

If You Had Any Doubts, Then You Will Now Proclaim ''Omen is an Asshole''!
November 12, 2006 - 3:32 am

Eric Bauman - The Modern Cock Sucker
November 12, 2006 - 1:16 am

Fact: Old People Need to be Treated Like Zombies
November 10, 2006 - 3:54 am

Math 101 For All You Dipshits (Teachers: Pay Attention)
November 7, 2006 - 12:46 am

Another Stupid Holiday Comedy to Commemorate KR's 4th Birthday
November 1, 2006 - 10:00 pm

So, I guess this makes me a TOOL FACT, eh? (Hatemail)
October 28, 2006 - 10:04 am

One Time in the Lunch Line
October 26, 2006 - 10:35 pm

If This is the Future of Metal, I'd Rather Shoot Myself Here and Now
October 24, 2006 - 11:23 pm

How Many of the 300,000,000 Are Illegal Immigrants?
October 18, 2006 - 12:03 pm

The SciFi Channel Needs a Bigger Budget
October 15, 2006 - 12:29 am

A Startling Realization
October 9, 2006 - 5:11 am

Excuse Me for Being an Infidel?
October 5, 2006 - 6:14 am

High School Football is Fascism
September 30, 2006 - 10:58 pm

I Encourage You All to Kill the Creators of Madden
September 27, 2006 - 3:09 pm

Return the Favor
September 23, 2006 - 10:06 pm

More Addicting Than Heroine...
September 22, 2006 - 12:54 am

Concerning Kobra and Religion
September 16, 2006 - 2:46 pm

What Makes a Teacher Cool?
September 11, 2006 - 11:04 pm

Five Years Later: The State of our Country
September 10, 2006 - 11:55 pm

Dada Needs to Take Mockery 101
September 8, 2006 - 3:56 pm

Everyone Needs At Least One Metal Song on their MP3 Player
September 8, 2006 - 2:49 pm

Hurricane Survival Tips: Floridians are Racist
September 5, 2006 - 12:42 am

Good Logic Is Something You Can't Argue With
August 31, 2006 - 1:57 am

April 20, 1999 - Not the Result of Psychotic Gamers, You Morons!
August 27, 2006 - 6:19 pm

Kobra's Corner Belongs to Kobra
August 21, 2006 - 12:00 am

Hezzbollah: Victorious?
August 17, 2006 - 12:11 am

Larry the Cable Guy: Worst Comedian in History?
August 15, 2006 - 4:56 am

I Can Justify Illegally Downloading Advent Children In Three Words
August 13, 2006 - 12:28 am

I'm Always Right. You're Always Wrong. This is Why Things Are as They Are.
August 11, 2006 - 12:44 am

The World Isn't Coming to an End
August 4, 2006 - 8:52 pm

Israel vs. Lebanon - My Take on the Situation
July 24, 2006 - 10:54 pm

Net Neutrality and a Decrepit Dumbass
July 17, 2006 - 6:25 am

The Truth Behind Scientology
July 14, 2006 - 12:15 pm

Redefining Ignorance [NSFW]
July 18, 2006 - 12:05 pm

Our New Organization
July 3, 2006 - 7:38 am

More About Me and KC
July 2, 2006 - 5:00 am

You Are Not Kurt Cobain
June 28, 2006 - 7:58 am

Kingdom Hearts II - A Glorified Arcade
June 2, 2006 - 1:25 am

What Do You Get When You Cross Hypocrisy, Egotism, and a Whiny Bitch?
April 29, 2006 - 8:19 am

Drug Users and High School
April 23, 2006 - 7:28 am

Some Party Advice
April 10, 2006 - 10:19 pm

Complete Superiority feels great
March 31, 2006 - 7:11 am

Think you couldn't lose any more respect for your High School? THINK AGAIN!!
July 22, 2006 - 9:50 am

High School Kids are Stupid
February 28, 2006 - 3:31 pm

Irony or Foreshadowing? Valentine's Day was the coldest day of the year in Florida...
February 14, 2006 - 11:59 pm

Christians Ruin Everything
February 6, 2006 - 11:48 pm

Attention Rednecks: The South Didn't Win the Civil War!
January 24, 2006 - 8:01 pm

Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday - Who cares?!
January 16, 2006 - 5:41 pm

Stupidest. Human. Ever,
January 11, 2006 - 5:43 am

WalMart Shoppers are Worthless Piles of Shit
January 11, 2006 - 5:41 am

New Evidence Supports the ''School is Retarded'' Theory.
January 3, 2006 - 2:27 am

My Campaign for Vice Deity Keeps Growing
December 28, 2005 - 4:39 pm

String Theologists Really Need to Stop Trying... Too Late...
December 24, 2005 - 10:16 pm

Is Loki Smarter Than My Dad?
December 17, 2005 - 9:09 pm

The Terminator Executes the Founder of "The Crips"
December 15, 2005 - 6:39 am

Is Santa Claus Evil?
December 13, 2005 - 5:19 am

More Ignorant People Who Think I'm Racist
December 9, 2005 - 11:59 am

Sexual Harassment outweighs Religious Opression?
December 9, 2005 - 11:53 am

"Happy Holidays" degrades Human Intellect
December 5, 2005 - 3:51 pm

Proof that Emo Kids are Inherently Retarded
December 4, 2005 - 2:09 am

Wanna Give to Charity? Open a Business Instead!
December 12, 2005 - 2:04 am

The worst kind of clique EVER
December 1, 2005 - 1:05 am

Why does New Orleans smell like France? Hurricane Katrina! (Anti-France Rant)
November 30, 2005 - 4:10 pm

If You're on a School Computer: You Aren't Reading This!
November 30, 2005 - 12:23 am

Russell Crow is a Pompous Ass
November 28, 2005 - 5:59 pm

Racism: Where do you draw the line?
November 28, 2005 - 4:18 pm

My Thanksgiving Break Went Down the Shitter
November 28, 2005 - 6:47 am

Black Friday - Steaming Pile Of Hype
November 26, 2005 - 12:04 am

Michael Jackson... Antichrist?
November 25, 2005 - 1:06 pm

Welcome to Kobra's Corner - Must Read
November 23, 2005 - 1:20 pm

I will never upgrade the forums again (ASSHOLE LV 10)
November 22, 2005 - 3:25 pm

Blasting Loud Music Doesn't Compensate for Having Balls
November 15, 2005 - 2:17 am

What's an awesome movie? Team America
April 27, 2006 - 7:29 pm

If you don't have a sense of humor: KILL YOURSELF
November 9, 2005 - 4:24 pm

How to NOT Gain my Ire
April 16, 2006 - 3:19 am

Common Advertising Phrases and Why they Suck
November 8, 2005 - 7:14 am

List of Awesome Websites
July 3, 2006 - 8:50 am

List of Horrible Websites
December 13, 2005 - 12:19 am

"MDX" is a Festering Blister on the Shoulder of our Economy
November 4, 2005 - 6:24 pm

Attention fat people: COVER UP! You're not sexy
November 4, 2005 - 12:08 pm

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